king 11,982 Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 A really nice bone handled penkife Jerry can Pair of knickers full of shit 7 fivers folded together Knickers full of shit lol Quote Link to post
nans pat 2,575 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 walked along a ditch one day fella with a celtic hat pulled over his head as a hood.shot .dogs were over sniffing round him as i legged it up the lane, Quote Link to post
jeemes 4,485 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 a lot of tissues...some with shit on 1 Quote Link to post
patterdale 673 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 An old arrow head while beating on a shoot. Pleanty of couples parked up in their steamy cars in lanes and many years ago in middle of afternoon a couple well at it in lada riva. Quote Link to post
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 A really nice bone handled penkife Jerry can Pair of knickers full of shit 7 fivers folded together Knickers full of shit lol Trick is to cut the shity parts of before you sniff them 4 Quote Link to post
forest of dean redneck 11,692 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 I've found lots of stuff during mooching about. A dildo fashioned from a tree branch, a microwave stuffed with porno mags, tramps sleeping in the woods, trannys lurking. Once found a new bleeper box on a rockpile, lots of purse nets. It's always nice to go home with a new pressie.... A dildo fashioned from a tree branch lol. Could lead to some fecking awkward splinters Just out of interest as I've led a sheltered life how did you know it was a dildo? 1 Quote Link to post
BGD 6,436 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 I've found lots of stuff during mooching about. A dildo fashioned from a tree branch, a microwave stuffed with porno mags, tramps sleeping in the woods, trannys lurking. Once found a new bleeper box on a rockpile, lots of purse nets. It's always nice to go home with a new pressie.... A dildo fashioned from a tree branch lol. Could lead to some fecking awkward splinters Just out of interest as I've led a sheltered lifehow did you know it was a dildo? It slipped in so easily he could tell it was made for it 1 Quote Link to post
The one 8,494 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Plenty porn dumped at the road end , some chickens and rabbits dumped in the middle of nowhere , I was out early morning doing a golf course and a guy had set up his tent on the first green that went down well with the green keeper Quote Link to post
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Loads of stuff, knives , spades etc. Once found a dog collar, wrapped round a root, 6ft down digging to a fox. Quote Link to post
FUJI 17,327 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 I bet you lot couldn't find any quarry to run where i live let alone anything else,we are barren of everything haha Quote Link to post
crowsnest 55 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 A dead polish girl hanging in a tree summer before last,trail cams a few times,when I was younger I was out one evening lurking with a air rifle in local woods/fields and saw two bloke's with a shovel and wooden box,watched them dig and Bury said box under an old tree.When and got my mate and shovel and set off to retrieve it,on the waywe were buzzing thinking what it could be (I lived in a rough area with some dodgy folk)my mate said what if it's rammed with ganga! Lol or money! Lol,any way we get to the tree and it's pitch black and start digging,flicking my clipper lighter as my mate digs like f**k! He hits the box, there's a clunk!he turned to me and said This could be the jackpot!!!he smashes a hole in the box,I'm shouting get your f***ing hands in it !!!he pulls out a blanket that's tightly wrapped and tears it open,it was a dead f***ing tabby cat-for fucksake!! My mate started gagging and I rolled around pissing myself true story that is hilarious, nearly fell off me seat laughing 1 Quote Link to post
shealy 176 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 A really nice bone handled penkife Jerry can Pair of knickers full of shit 7 fivers folded together Knickers full of shit lol Trick is to cut the shity parts of before you sniff them haha Quote Link to post
jasrae 12 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Out hunting once seen guy throw hessian sack in river . Thinking it was puppies or even kittens tied dog to tree waded in got bag waded to bank got out opened sack found wasp nest in it. Think outran lurcher that day lol 5 Quote Link to post
crowsnest 55 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 out with game keeper checking earths, hunt had been there week befor, found a nice jumper stuffed down one of the tubes,arms were abit short but it dun a season,purse nets,and i live near army training ground there always leaveing stuff behind,and of course i leave behind aswell. Quote Link to post
crowsnest 55 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 A dead polish girl hanging in a tree summer before last,trail cams a few times,when I was younger I was out one evening lurking with a air rifle in local woods/fields and saw two bloke's with a shovel and wooden box,watched them dig and Bury said box under an old tree.When and got my mate and shovel and set off to retrieve it,on the waywe were buzzing thinking what it could be (I lived in a rough area with some dodgy folk)my mate said what if it's rammed with ganga! Lol or money! Lol,any way we get to the tree and it's pitch black and start digging,flicking my clipper lighter as my mate digs like f**k! He hits the box, there's a clunk!he turned to me and said This could be the jackpot!!!he smashes a hole in the box,I'm shouting get your f***ing hands in it !!!he pulls out a blanket that's tightly wrapped and tears it open,it was a dead f***ing tabby cat-for fucksake!! My mate started gagging and I rolled around pissing myself true story that is hilarious, nearly fell off me seat laughing the bit about the cat 1 Quote Link to post
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