Things You've Found In The Countryside

[socks 32,253]

About 10 years ago around Christmas time I found two sacks of letters that a lazy postman had been dumping ... Called the post office they collected it and took pictures of the site etc and that's the last I heard no reward nothing ... Wankers ......

[low plains drifter 10,398]

About 10 years ago around Christmas time I found two sacks of letters that a lazy postman had been dumping ... Called the post office they collected it and took pictures of the site etc and that's the last I heard no reward nothing ... Wankers ......

That reminds me of when i was 13, had a morning paper round, and one of the lads used to lob a load of papers over the bridge as he was afraid to go into the block of flats lol

[paulus 26]

 

found an electric double reclining Italian leather settee a brand new 3 man tent and cooker a cast iron candlestick holder/fake Victorian garden light and as many growing pots and male plants as you can shake a stick at

f***ing settee did u make use of it Paulus were the male plants the smoking type.

 

its in my living room

[J Darcy 5,871]

I've found lots of stuff during mooching about. A dildo fashioned from a tree branch, a microwave stuffed with porno mags, tramps sleeping in the woods, trannys lurking. Once found a new bleeper box on a rockpile, lots of purse nets. It's always nice to go home with a new pressie....

[peterhunter86 8,627]

About 10 years ago around Christmas time I found two sacks of letters that a lazy postman had been dumping ... Called the post office they collected it and took pictures of the site etc and that's the last I heard no reward nothing ... Wankers ......

 

You never know they could of sent you a check in the post

[BGD 6,436]

I've found lots of stuff during mooching about. A dildo fashioned from a tree branch, a microwave stuffed with porno mags, tramps sleeping in the woods, trannys lurking. Once found a new bleeper box on a rockpile, lots of purse nets. It's always nice to go home with a new pressie....

 

You took the trannys home then?

[peterhunter86 8,627]

 

I've found lots of stuff during mooching about. A dildo fashioned from a tree branch, a microwave stuffed with porno mags, tramps sleeping in the woods, trannys lurking. Once found a new bleeper box on a rockpile, lots of purse nets. It's always nice to go home with a new pressie....

 

You took the trannys home then?

 

And the dildo

[king 11,972]

 

 

found an electric double reclining Italian leather settee a brand new 3 man tent and cooker a cast iron candlestick holder/fake Victorian garden light and as many growing pots and male plants as you can shake a stick at

 

f***ing settee did u make use of it Paulus were the male plants the smoking type.

its in my living room

lol.

[king 11,972]

I've found lots of stuff during mooching about. A dildo fashioned from a tree branch, a microwave stuffed with porno mags, tramps sleeping in the woods, trannys lurking. Once found a new bleeper box on a rockpile, lots of purse nets. It's always nice to go home with a new pressie....

A dildo fashioned from a tree branch lol.

Trannys lurking pmsl you must have got some mad mooching ground jd

Edited December 9, 2015 by king

[BGD 6,436]

 

I've found lots of stuff during mooching about. A dildo fashioned from a tree branch, a microwave stuffed with porno mags, tramps sleeping in the woods, trannys lurking. Once found a new bleeper box on a rockpile, lots of purse nets. It's always nice to go home with a new pressie....

A dildo fashioned from a tree branch lol.

 

 

Could lead to some fecking awkward splinters

[paulus 26]

 

 

 

found an electric double reclining Italian leather settee a brand new 3 man tent and cooker a cast iron candlestick holder/fake Victorian garden light and as many growing pots and male plants as you can shake a stick at

f***ing settee did u make use of it Paulus were the male plants the smoking type.

its in my living room

lol.

 

for weeks afterwards, kept expecting a knock at the door and someone say, "you've robbed my settee"

[haymin 2,465]

Found my self on 6 strawberrys that where actually doubled up ?

[king 11,972]

 

 

 

 

found an electric double reclining Italian leather settee a brand new 3 man tent and cooker a cast iron candlestick holder/fake Victorian garden light and as many growing pots and male plants as you can shake a stick at

 

f***ing settee did u make use of it Paulus were the male plants the smoking type.

its in my living room

lol.

for weeks afterwards, kept expecting a knock at the door and someone say, "you've robbed my settee"

You would of been so stoned I doubt you would of heard them lol

[walshie 2,804]

A really nice bone handled penkife

Jerry can

Pair of knickers full of shit

7 fivers folded together

[BGD 6,436]

A really nice bone handled penkife

Jerry can

Pair of knickers full of shit

7 fivers folded together

 

Give them a quick rinse out and that's Christmas sorted for the wife