runem 533 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Give her something to moan at,tell her this is who you go shooting with. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,519 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Pretend to start a more expensive hobby then when she starts moaning point out this was cheaper Or just tell your going out geocaching ,birdwatching ,tree spotting etc and do it then. Or tell her to shut up and go an do a hobby she likes like watching shite on tv etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Huw, the one thing you have going for you is that you're only thinking about taking up fieldsports. Who's to say that if you got into a bit of shooting and the first wet pissy freezing cold day you went out was to be your last ? If on the other hand, you had been hunting for years, met someone you fell in love with and after a while she told you to give it up as she didn't like it my advice to you in that situation would be to cut of your own testicles and hand them to her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,692 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 tell her you werent depressed until youve been with her, and if you dont take up your hobbie your gona shove your man weapon down her throat to choke her, weapon being whatever you choose lol. then beat her with a dead rabbit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Could it not be the hunting but your choice of weapon? Maybe its the fact that your getting an air rifle 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,149 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 I met my vegetarian misses 25 years ago, she used to turn her nose up at anything dead in and around the house. A few years ago we were eating our dinner at the table and there were a few frozen bunnies defrosting on newspaper at the end of the table. I said "look at that" she said "what" and I pointed at the rabbits and she said "what about them" and I said "oh how things have changed." My advice would be, when she is asleep, swap around your trousers . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Just don't start talking air rifles to her, if you sound like half the idiots on here talking air rifles you got no chance of swaying her, fook I'm nearly anti air rifle just listening to the fools on here get hard ons over them :thumbs: Hold on im one of them You said it mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigmac 97kt 13,776 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Just don't start talking air rifles to her, if you sound like half the idiots on here talking air rifles you got no chance of swaying her, fook I'm nearly anti air rifle just listening to the fools on here get hard ons over them :thumbs: Hold on im one of them You said it mate. TWAT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,024 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Why would you even bother telling her in the first place. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,149 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Why would you even bother telling her in the first place. Sounds like he was asking her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,692 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Why would you even bother telling her in the first place. It slipped out whilst he was asking for extra pocket money.... he needs to knock one up her bangle to show his dominance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Why would you even bother telling her in the first place. It slipped out whilst he was asking for extra pocket money.... "Can I have a ten pence mix,...err a 99....... and a tin of pellets please Mr" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,024 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Why would you even bother telling her in the first place. Sounds like he was asking her. Asking his mrs if he can have a hobby.....bollocks to that. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? I'll not tell you a third time... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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