Popular Post FUJI 17,209 Posted November 2, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 A,little while ago on here more than one person stated that they thought I was "living the dream" by being out all the time on the fells with my dogs in wonderful scenery,travelling the country to work my dogs and get them out of their comfort zones and for a few brief moments I kind of thought they were right BUT just this past couple of weeks made me realise this ain't living the dream this is a fcuking nightmare lol,I've found myself stumbling backwards and ending up sat on an electric fence getting the Frankenstein treatment,travelled 350 miles in two trips to end up with the dog not getting the cigar even though we seen a bit then just yesterday on a trip away found myself saluting a fcuking magpie when at the same time the dog pulled & fcuked off up the field in hot pursuit of his quarry with his slip attached which sadly is still lying in some field in a far away land haha,then to top it off when almost home the b*****d ferry couldn't dock because of dense fog so we had to go and drop anchor off shore away from the shipping lanes..so it wasn't exactly the same as being on a Carribean cruise I don't think? As I type this at 7.07pm on a Monday eve I haven't seen my bed since 4.50am on Friday morning,I've been lamping,hunting through the day all weekend,walked f**k knows how many miles,driven hundreds of miles,been delayed by fog sat in the sea on a ferry for 8 hours,drove to within 8 miles of home this morning almost in a coma,hit the kerb on the roundabout thankfully missing the trees and bushes and roadsigns by inches... We are still alive just!!! Living the f***ing dream!!! This life is f***ing hellish all for the love of a few runs with my beloved hairy mutt..over & out,bed awaits..stick your living the dream where the sun don't shine!! Adios 25 Quote Link to post
Francie 6,368 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 You love it Fuji, lol 2 Quote Link to post
snappeer 464 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 You will do it all again next week because it's a drughahaha Quote Link to post
brambles 3,192 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 My heart is bleeding for you !! 1 Quote Link to post
FUJI 17,209 Posted November 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 My heart is bleeding for you !! So it should be haha Quote Link to post
low plains drifter 10,415 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Time to rehome the dogs, and get yourself a snooker cue and a social club membership 1 Quote Link to post
J Darcy 5,871 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Fuji, 'Bout time to started Rosette hunting, it's alot easier! That's about all that fat ugly lump of canine bad-breeding is worth! Rumour has it that you were on an all-inclusive cruise and the staff were bringing around food and drink, as much as you wanted. Were there any old tramps sleeping on the floor? 1 Quote Link to post
DeerhoundLurcherMan 997 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Jack it all in buddy, It's not worth the hassle... I'll have that pup! 1 Quote Link to post
J Darcy 5,871 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Fat Fuji can't get out of bed on a morning!! 4 Quote Link to post
FUJI 17,209 Posted November 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Fuji, 'Bout time to started Rosette hunting, it's alot easier! That's about all that fat ugly lump of canine bad-breeding is worth! Rumour has it that you were on an all-inclusive cruise and the staff were bringing around food and drink, as much as you wanted. Were there any old tramps sleeping on the floor? Funny you should say that as there was this tramp I'm assuming from Yorkshire as I spotted a used Yorkshire teabag protruding from his jacket pocket,his f***ing trainers should of went overboard the cnuts stunk to high heaven ? ..he just generally made the ship look untidy,yeah there was a feast to be had onboard the cruise liner when we were unable to dock,the tramp soon awoke when their was freebies to be had lol..living the dream for sure ? 6 Quote Link to post
baz 463 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 All in a days work haha..one thing for certain Fuji.. Ya can't knock your commitment 2 Quote Link to post
j1985 1,983 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Sounds like good fun, gotta take the rough with the smooth!! If you ever feel like you can't quite manage your next invite out I'll take one for the team and take your place ? Quote Link to post
forest of dean redneck 11,563 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Fuji, 'Bout time to started Rosette hunting, it's alot easier! That's about all that fat ugly lump of canine bad-breeding is worth! Rumour has it that you were on an all-inclusive cruise and the staff were bringing around food and drink, as much as you wanted. Were there any old tramps sleeping on the floor? Funny you should say that as there was this tramp I'm assuming from Yorkshire as I spotted a used Yorkshire teabag protruding from his jacket pocket,his f***ing trainers should of went overboard the cnuts stunk to high heaven ..he just generally made the ship look untidy,yeah there was a feast to be had onboard the cruise liner when we were unable to dock,the tramp soon awoke when their was freebies to be had lol..living the dream for sure Don't lie that's really you Kipping on floor isn't it ,lol Quote Link to post
Ideation 8,216 Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Some people have to work in an office. . . . . . . Think you're one up on them matey 1 Quote Link to post
D Lloyd 2,790 Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 never mind the jibbing weres the pics? 1 Quote Link to post
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