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Had a fair few pints of what can only be described as "pond water" at some beer festivals. There's also some really bad stuff I bought at the great Yorkshire show once, bought a great big flaggon of

The ciders I like the most don't have a name, you pick them up from random farms in Cornwall in a plastic 5-10ltr jerry cans lol even if they did have a name..... You wouldn't remember it in the morni

Had a goodun when I was breaking my neck for a piss!! Saw the que for the toilet at the last british beer festival held at earls court and new I couldn't hold it in! Done the only thing a man charg

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Had a fair few pints of what can only be described as "pond water" at some beer festivals.

There's also some really bad stuff I bought at the great Yorkshire show once, bought a great big flaggon of it and put it in the bottom of my mates kids pram. Anyway carrying said pram up the steps in to the food hall and the flaggon fell out and the neck snapped off!! Disaster!! So me and my mate did the only responsible thing and found some glasses and set to it. Within half an hour the deed was done and we were in good spirits and when the girls returned from the food hall we set of to enjoy the rest of the show. Unfortunately this cider.... Well.... Within half an hour I was bubbling slightly and soon after that my usually quite trim stomach looked like I was going to birth there and then!!!! Have you ever tried to find the f**king toilets at that show! I must of spent 45mins crabbing my way around with a very worried look on my face and the contractions were getting closer! Then I saw them! Like an oasis in the desert a races towards them as fast as I dared, through the main door and to the first available cubicle, I managed to shut and lock the door, turn round and drop trou all in one "fluid movement"

I'd got there, I was on the big just in the nick of time, but you no when something just isn't right???

We'll this was it, in my rush and hurry to get sat down I'd positioned myself a little bit to far back on the seat........ Oh the horror........it was EVERYWHERE!

and to make things a little more awkward there was 2 female voices entered the building and both went in cubicle next to me! I could hear the comments, about the smell etc and I really didn't no what to do. Was in the ladies or were they in the men's? F**k no's I didn't look back to find out! Lucky my pants and boxers had avoided the explosion but the t-shirt had to go. I cleaned up as best I could a just had to get out of there. Lucky it was a warm day and nobody thought anything of me walking around all bare chested.

 

 

And that ladies and gentlemen is probably the worst and most embarrassing experience I've had with "proper scrumpy cider" and luckily not one I've ever repeated.

Be careful

 

There must be others with stories?

PLEASE

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Had a goodun when I was breaking my neck for a piss!!

Saw the que for the toilet at the last british beer festival held at earls court and new I couldn't hold it in!

Done the only thing a man charged up on Janet's jungle juice could do with more pubes than cock I ripped them down and ran bare bollock past the crowd with a trickle of piss coming out the pubes!!

I got ushered down a 15 minute que like a new born baby needing milk!

And with a cock to match

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Had a goodun when I was breaking my neck for a piss!!

Saw the que for the toilet at the last british beer festival held at earls court and new I couldn't hold it in!

Done the only thing a man charged up on Janet's jungle juice could do with more pubes than cock I ripped them down and ran bare bollock past the crowd with a trickle of piss coming out the pubes!!

I got ushered down a 15 minute que like a new born baby needing milk!

And with a cock to match

haha no danger
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in tirley neat tewkesbury is an old boy called hartland who makes filthy old farmhouse drain cleaner, i used to go and get pissed there with his old dad when i was a lad and i was visiting relatives nearby. i still go down once a year to visit him (the son) well the old man and some of his old mates would sit in the dug out (an old stable) drinking this murky old filth and lacing it with rum,whisky or whatever else they could get their hands on. ive come out of there many a time not knowing if it was new york or new year, and they old boys just sitting there grinning. they took me back to my uncles on a shit cart towed by a tractor one time. another time i woke up in banwells cattle shed, about 3 miles away, no idea how i got there. fecking cider.

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I quite enjoyed a few of savanna dry, home bargains was doing it for 99p so got to be done but I'm a aspalls cider drinker love the stuff, home bargains are doing a Italian cider for 49p and it ain't too bad, I looked on the sticker and it says shepton mallet where it's made hahahaha

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