perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Back to "made in Chelsea" for me ... hand in you man card and shave off your beard 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 (edited) You boys are being very brave taking the piss out of Ali ... He will kofti you in your sleep ....... I shoot with a chap who was in the Parachute Regiment. He was telling me that once he was on exercise with one of the Gurkha regiments, and he and his comrades spent most of day one ribbing them about being slitty-eyed short-arses and so on......not once did any of the Gurkha respond ! When they'd had their fun, off they all went to their tents for the night........ Next morning, they woke up and almost 5hat themselves, when they realised that every one of them had had his boot laces tied together in the night ! "Mate, they could have cut our throats, and we wouldn't have known a thing about it !" Edited October 19, 2015 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 You boys are being very brave taking the piss out of Ali ... He will kofti you in your sleep ....... I shoot with a chap who was in the Parachute Regiment. He was telling me that once he was on exercise with one of the Gurkha regiments, and he and his comrades spent most of day one ribbing them about being slitty-eyed short-arses and so on......not once did any of the Gurkha respond ! When they'd had their fun, off they all went to their tents for the night........ Next morning, they woke up and almost 5hat themselves, when they realised that every one of them had had his boot laces tied together in the night ! "Mate, they could have cut our throats, and we wouldn't have known a thing about it !" Lucky it wasn't cold and wet that night or you would never have seen a Gurkha lol ... And I doubt very much that paras would be sleeping in tents when on exercise mate ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 You boys are being very brave taking the piss out of Ali ... He will kofti you in your sleep ....... I shoot with a chap who was in the Parachute Regiment. He was telling me that once he was on exercise with one of the Gurkha regiments, and he and his comrades spent most of day one ribbing them about being slitty-eyed short-arses and so on......not once did any of the Gurkha respond ! When they'd had their fun, off they all went to their tents for the night........ Next morning, they woke up and almost 5hat themselves, when they realised that every one of them had had his boot laces tied together in the night ! "Mate, they could have cut our throats, and we wouldn't have known a thing about it !" Lucky it wasn't cold and wet that night or you would never have seen a Gurkha lol ... And I doubt very much that paras would be sleeping in tents when on exercise mate ...... Just relating a story I was told Socks...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 You boys are being very brave taking the piss out of Ali ... He will kofti you in your sleep .......I shoot with a chap who was in the Parachute Regiment. He was telling me that once he was on exercise with one of the Gurkha regiments, and he and his comrades spent most of day one ribbing them about being slitty-eyed short-arses and so on......not once did any of the Gurkha respond !When they'd had their fun, off they all went to their tents for the night........ Next morning, they woke up and almost 5hat themselves, when they realised that every one of them had had his boot laces tied together in the night ! "Mate, they could have cut our throats, and we wouldn't have known a thing about it !" Lucky it wasn't cold and wet that night or you would never have seen a Gurkha lol ... And I doubt very much that paras would be sleeping in tents when on exercise mate ......Just relating a story I was told Socks......yeha I know that mate ... Not knocking you ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jocky 198 Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 my dad was a sniper in the paras in ww2. seen loads of blood guts and shit, cut there throats in cold blood. and never gave a shit. had to do it to say alive. had night mares all is life after, used to wake up kicking and shouting.he cameout a 4/12 stone. GOOD BLESS HIM. And for what, the state were in now. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,679 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Well, that's cheered me up !!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,597 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Ali from Diamond Kebabs will have been telling Cushty all about SAS selection Ali,s not been too well of late , he went on a suicide mission and ate one of his kebabs when he came back from a night on the piss and a visit to the whorehouse 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulsmithy83 567 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I got a pathfinder mate who i lamp with here and there, them guys are unreal fit wouldnt want to even mess with sas, sbs them guys are on another level. Its more then fitness. My pathfinder mate broke his ankle and fractured his shin. We saw him fall he shrugs it off slight limp for the 5 mile back to the car whilst carry heavy preban game . Then he let us know back at the car chaps any chance dropping me off at a + e i think me legs broke, wtf like !!!! I asked him why didnt you let us know when it happened. He replied well i knew we was close to getting home so thought f**k it wont ruine the night now. Felt bad knowing he carried the game that night aswell. Mad fu#cker he is 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Didn't want to let a little thing like a broken leg ruin the night what a legend 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Reminded me of this.....haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 My missus has a twinkle in her eye for the senior instructor on the programme. Think his name's Ant. He's the good looking one, with the steely blue eyes and the big muscles. Probably as hard as a coffin nail, too............ I mean, what's he got, that I haven't ? Oh, hang on........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Them that have been there, got the medal and the t shirt ,will never talk about it its a unspoken code of pratice look over your shoulder you never know whos there! atb 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,751 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Them that have been there, got the medal and the t shirt ,will never talk about it its a unspoken code of pratice look over your shoulder you never know whos there! atb Like the US SEALs, it seems every f****r that has been in the SAS writes a book about it! LOL There are other lesser known units that shout a lot less. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Bang on right there BH And we will never know ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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