BGD 6,436 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Come on pal we all know you like to take a dump al fresco but in a cemetery, really? http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/13807344.Outrage_as_man_caught_going_to_toilet_in_Southampton_cemetery/ :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crackers 807 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 ???????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 is that him...suppose ya cant hold what you havent got in yer hand, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,616 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) Just reading the report,,,, bloody hell there out to get him... Ok its not the most pleasant thing,, but maybe he was caught short,,,i know how easy it is to get caught out,, and you just got to go,, almost there and then..... or maybe he was living ruff... He tried to get out the way in the hedge,,, its not like he curled one out on a grave And they were surprised when he swore at them,,,, for taking a pic..... Edited October 14, 2015 by TOMO 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 The story's not funny. Not for him being filmed or for those who filmed him. But the fact the location is the Butt Road Cemetery is hilarious. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 You couldn't make that shite up (pun intended). Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bonehead 92 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 At least guy tried to be discreet when the travellers arrive here earlier this year at the local village kids play park the women and men just shit where the stood and it was in plain view of houses and school nothing done about it as far as I was aware !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) Perhaps he's got ibs ! Not cushty but the bloke janking in cemetery lol . One time I was driving and I started to get chest pains and short of breath I thought this is it heart attack ! Anyway long story short I just needed a good dump and it was just shite pains ? Sometimes ya just got to go ! Edited October 14, 2015 by marshman 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 I spoke to a paramedic once, and she told me that if you don't shit for a long time, it's possible for it to back up and come out your mouth. That's not another Cushty reference by the way. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,700 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Poor bugger,wanted a shit in peace and quiet,and now it's all over the news,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,788 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Someone keeps shitting in a doorway I have to use at work. Several times a year they do it. It's the same person as their shit has a consistency about it. It's not funny when you have to clean it up, ask our apprentice! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Ffs needs must maybe if they hadn't closed most public toilets it wouldn't of happened perverted feckers taking a picture of him 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,877 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 The old fella could have a medical condition, best wait n see if the filth catch up wi him 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,979 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 I spoke to a paramedic once, and she told me that if you don't shit for a long time, it's possible for it to back up and come out your mouth. That's not another Cushty reference by the way. That paramedic was pulling your pisser mate,you die of constipation and toxic poisoning,i knew someone who died of it once as it goes,she was a drug addict.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 I spoke to a paramedic once, and she told me that if you don't shit for a long time, it's possible for it to back up and come out your mouth. That's not another Cushty reference by the way. That paramedic was pulling your pisser mate,you die of constipation and toxic poisoning,i knew someone who died of it once as it goes,she was a drug addict.. septemcemia Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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