Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 All right, then- he was called Tommy ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joseph123 9 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Little jonny sitting in the class room,the teacher turns to him and asks him to please stand up.right sh says I want u to give me a sentence with the word contagious in.little jonny takes a minute scratching his head and then says ok miss I got one.my dad last weekend was painting the house with a one inch paint brush then my uncle turns up and goes to see him.He shouts up the ladder to my dad and he says that going to take the c**t ages 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Ha ha very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,536 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coverdogs 888 Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Tyrone faced donegal in the ulster final, the teacher in a tyrone school stands up and says are we all supporting tyrone this weekend then? and everyone puts there hand up except one lad at the front. Right then john why are you not supporting tyrone this weekend? and john replies, well my dad works in donegal county council and my mum works in donegal creamries so we all have to support donegal. so now then the quite angry teacher asked so what if your father was a thief and your mother was a hooker what team would you all support ? that's easy john replied Derry. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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