ferretess 230 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 So short I can't see over the counter at the police station they have kept a kids toilet step behind the counter for meAAHHHHHHHH short arse then Short and fat with greasy hair yes wow you have hair ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'm joking I don't visit police stations often enough for tome to keep a step for me but I'm five foot seven and a slight belly on me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 And yes have hair very short at the moment but growing it again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,844 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'm 5' sexymuthafuckin" 10.6 stone, fit and lean with a six pack and bulging veins. All natural 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'm 5' sexymuthafuckin" 10.6 stone, fit and lean with a six pack and bulging veins. All natural Mushy are you sure ?? lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ratbuster 807 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 6.4' and 16 stone, just a normal bloke over here.... will be my Scandinavian Viking blood or a Swedish milkman 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil r 1,844 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Im 6,2 . Most of my cousins and nephews are 6 - 6,5 and only a couple i can think of are under 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,774 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 5ft 10 the midget got 6 cousins all between 6ft2 and 6ft 4. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,531 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'm only 5 ft 7 ,its what you do with it that counts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,489 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 5ft 5 ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmad riley 1,343 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'm 6ft 3in, wouldn't say it's overly tall are lasses brother is 6ft 8ins now that's tall he very skinny though so looks like lurch from Adams family 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 5ft 4" with ginger hair, and a bad temper 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,531 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 5ft 4" with ginger hair, and a bad temper You poor sod lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,210 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Have him sign up for the Scotland RUFC and without any training he'll be in.LOL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Have him sign up for the Scotland RUFC and without any training he'll be in.LOL. he used to play rugby but it interfered with him lying in a field with his arm down a hole or a spade in his hand, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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