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Nice??.....it wants to be made of platinum and taste like Angelina Jolies nipples for 13 sovs !!

What nipples?

The northerners will love it they sell Eccles cakes..............at 12 quid a go   Anyway trust Wilf to choose the cheapest thing on the menu !

 

So, I flew over to London last week to take a bloke out for lunch on a bit of business, so I asks him where he want to go and I will get it booked.

He said he fancied the Sky Garden in that Walkie Talkie building so I says right oh......I had a look at the menu online, main course 40 or 50 sovs....all normal stuff, then something in the starters caught my eye......a f***ing boiled egg at £13 a pop !!

Now I'm sorry but I couldn't bring myself to go anywhere that has the bare faced cheek to charge £13 for a boiled f***ing egg !!

There may be a slight chance if it was my old woman who has given me 4 kids and who I sleep with every night but that's it !!

So I phones him and says you can f**k off, pick somewhere else.......13 sovs for a boiled egg indeed !! Lol

We took the Mrs old man out for a slap up at Rick Steins Fish Restaurant.

For his 70th, just about 10 years back. For his starter he had Mediterranean Mackeral - a grilled joey with the head and tail cut off and a dollop of Salsa on top. £10.50 ffs, I had a freezer full :D

Cheers, D.

 

Now I know that a lie!!

 

A freezer full!! Bullshit, I've seen your fishing abilities lol..

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So, I flew over to London last week to take a bloke out for lunch on a bit of business, so I asks him where he want to go and I will get it booked.

He said he fancied the Sky Garden in that Walkie Talkie building so I says right oh......I had a look at the menu online, main course 40 or 50 sovs....all normal stuff, then something in the starters caught my eye......a f***ing boiled egg at £13 a pop !!

Now I'm sorry but I couldn't bring myself to go anywhere that has the bare faced cheek to charge £13 for a boiled f***ing egg !!

There may be a slight chance if it was my old woman who has given me 4 kids and who I sleep with every night but that's it !!

So I phones him and says you can f**k off, pick somewhere else.......13 sovs for a boiled egg indeed !! Lol

We took the Mrs old man out for a slap up at Rick Steins Fish Restaurant.

For his 70th, just about 10 years back. For his starter he had Mediterranean Mackeral - a grilled joey with the head and tail cut off and a dollop of Salsa on top. £10.50 ffs, I had a freezer full :D

Cheers, D.

 

Now I know that a lie!!

 

A freezer full!! Bullshit, I've seen your fishing abilities lol..

 

 

What a shame I can't give multiple "likes". :clapper:

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Mate fine dining costs and cnuts WILL jump on the bandwagon overcharging etc. I really don't mind paying good money for good food/service etc though.

 

I have a really nice restaurant booked here in a couple of weeks as a present for two friends who got married. I don't expect it to be any less than 150 each. But fuuck me its worth it for a one off ;)

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So, I flew over to London last week to take a bloke out for lunch on a bit of business, so I asks him where he want to go and I will get it booked.

He said he fancied the Sky Garden in that Walkie Talkie building so I says right oh......I had a look at the menu online, main course 40 or 50 sovs....all normal stuff, then something in the starters caught my eye......a f***ing boiled egg at £13 a pop !!

Now I'm sorry but I couldn't bring myself to go anywhere that has the bare faced cheek to charge £13 for a boiled f***ing egg !!

There may be a slight chance if it was my old woman who has given me 4 kids and who I sleep with every night but that's it !!

So I phones him and says you can f**k off, pick somewhere else.......13 sovs for a boiled egg indeed !! Lol

We took the Mrs old man out for a slap up at Rick Steins Fish Restaurant.

For his 70th, just about 10 years back. For his starter he had Mediterranean Mackeral - a grilled joey with the head and tail cut off and a dollop of Salsa on top. £10.50 ffs, I had a freezer full :D

Cheers, D.

Now I know that a lie!!

A freezer full!! Bullshit, I've seen your fishing abilities lol..

Never said I caught em :D

 

Cheers, D.

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Listen boys, the meal cost me a grand as it was so they can shove their 13 quid egg up their jacksy:)

any sex involved

Yes.....if I paid £13 for a boiled egg I'd feel well Nd truly f****d!

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The funny thing is I never even knew Wilf was a gay escort. Maybe he should have eaten the egg.....might have taken the taste of cock and bollocks away for a week while....??

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I bet the company your amongst when paying 13quid for a boiled egg is better than the westherspoons though lol. If i ever hear anything about business in london i expect ive been approached by a brass. Londons full of skirt though everyone seems to want to dress up like their loaded. I am all for looking good but wear whar your comfortable in. Went into a few places last night and hadnt for years other than raving. Got more confident in my old age i guess and that does wonders for the fanny. Deffo gonna be there again before christmas.

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