BGD 6,428 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I can honestly say I've never been in the situation where I need to shit in front of someone's house naked. No. That's because you're a townie twat. Country folk are shitting outside eachothers houses naked all the time, don't you want to fit in? 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,810 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Bgd,,,,fecking pissing myself at that reply,,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I'm confused. What happened to you in the story is a typical travelers tale. But wanting to tell everyone on the WWW makes you a yuppie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I can honestly say I've never been in the situation where I need to shit in front of someone's house naked. No. I think maybe you think it's like directly opposite it's like a gateway set back that goes into the wood the house is opposite with the road going past both woodland gate and cottage they wouldn't see me out of the window as house is almost hidden but driveway comes out facing the gateway I was in so matey decided to pop out and I happened to be caught in the act Do you think maybe he caught the glint of your binoculars and came out to investigate? Keep these weird stories coming Cushty. You brighten up my evening. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I'm confused. What happened to you in the story is a typical travelers tale. But wanting to tell everyone on the WWW makes you a yuppie. Beacuse I've never been caught in the act like that and trust me I've done lots of shitting in fields when out with dogs but never had a car full beam coming at me like a rabbit on the lamp like that so thought I would share if as I also will tomorrow night when having a drink with the boys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Cushty, now I get it. You're covering your ass (so to speak) by putting it up here first so when the coppers ask you why you were flashing your neighbours you can say what really happened. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I can honestly say I've never been in the situation where I need to shit in front of someone's house naked. No. I think maybe you think it's like directly opposite it's like a gateway set back that goes into the wood the house is opposite with the road going past both woodland gate and cottage they wouldn't see me out of the window as house is almost hidden but driveway comes out facing the gateway I was in so matey decided to pop out and I happened to be caught in the act Do you think maybe he caught the glint of your binoculars and came out to investigate? Keep these weird stories coming Cushty. You brighten up my evening. Walshie I could keep you going all night long within stories about shitting one time I left my boxers and socks in a drainage ditch then the week-after I walked past the farmer had been in strimming it all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,002 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bfGsGSJOnS8 I.f***ing filmed you last time cushty ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I can honestly say I've never been in the situation where I need to shit in front of someone's house naked. No. I think maybe you think it's like directly opposite it's like a gateway set back that goes into the wood the house is opposite with the road going past both woodland gate and cottage they wouldn't see me out of the window as house is almost hidden but driveway comes out facing the gateway I was in so matey decided to pop out and I happened to be caught in the act Do you think maybe he caught the glint of your binoculars and came out to investigate? Keep these weird stories coming Cushty. You brighten up my evening. Walshie I could keep you going all night long within stories about shitting one time I left my boxers and socks in a drainage ditch then the week-after I walked past the farmer had been in strimming it all This is getting weirder. Taking your socks off? Were your feet hot too? When the police nick you for being a sex pest, I doubt they will let you off just because you gave a not very plausible explanation on a hunting forum. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I.f***ing filmed you last time cushty Hahah that man has no shame he didn't give a shit litterly right on a residential road aswell beats me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I can honestly say I've never been in the situation where I need to shit in front of someone's house naked. No. I think maybe you think it's like directly opposite it's like a gateway set back that goes into the wood the house is opposite with the road going past both woodland gate and cottage they wouldn't see me out of the window as house is almost hidden but driveway comes out facing the gateway I was in so matey decided to pop out and I happened to be caught in the act Do you think maybe he caught the glint of your binoculars and came out to investigate? Keep these weird stories coming Cushty. You brighten up my evening. Walshie I could keep you going all night long within stories about shitting one time I left my boxers and socks in a drainage ditch then the week-after I walked past the farmer had been in strimming it all This is getting weirder. Taking your socks off? Were your feet hot too? When the police nick you for being a sex pest, I doubt they will let you off just because you gave a not very plausible explanation on a hunting forum. To wipe with you townie dullard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,002 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 That fella wiped his arse with his t shirt Nd left it on beat dat lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 That fella wiped his arse with his t shirt Nd left it on beat dat lol That's dirty Proper show makes you wonder what the rest of his family like lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,246 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I've just rang Ali and told him what you done cushty ...He said to say sorry to you on his behalf as his road kill kebabs often have that effect on people but as compensation you can have 1% of the next one 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 some things really are best kept to ones self Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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