CushtyJook 1,097 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I live on a old dirt track that goes from my place for atleast half a mile to a farm where an elderly farmer lives and a small cottage half way up anyhow I walk up there and around most nights tonight I started walking form my place and could feel my stomach rumbling but I thought bout of it and carried on anyway sat on a gateway at the top looking at two hares four roe deer and my stomach really starts giving some so I decide to head back home I get to a point where there's an entrance to a huge block of woodland and a cottage which a farm hand lives in now I decide a cant make it home in time and have to shit in the nearest hedge which happens to be this gateway with the cottage directly opposite luckyly it is dark so no one can see me on the hills around just as I'm about to sit up a bloody car pulls out the cottage full beams on me sat there shitting myself and shouts what the bloody hell are you doing lucky my dog is already in the wood sniffing about so I quickly jump up and dive into the woodland also had my hat on so hopefully thy won't notice me next time I see him as they will think I'm dirty p Us I was pretty much naked as I can't walk with a shirt on as I get to hot so it must of looked dodgy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,617 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Lol nothing worse than a turtles head poking out haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Sounds very dodgy to me. You have to strip naked to turn one out right opposite someone's house when there's half a mile of track you could use? Hmmmm. "Can't walk with a shirt on?" but can wear a hat? I expect we'll be reading about some peeping tom/flasher in the paper soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Sounds very dodgy to me. You have to strip naked to turn one out right opposite someone's house when there's half a mile of track you could use? Hmmmm. "Can't walk with a shirt on?" but can wear a hat? I expect we'll be reading about some peeping tom/flasher in the paper soon i just like to look uber hard wearing no shirt walking quiet leafy lanes during darkness and your right I was watching the farmer threw the window like a freak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,617 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Tell the truth it was Tyson fury who chased ya away from his window again, lol. Cushtyjook bundy. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,428 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Tell the truth it was Tyson fury who chased ya away from his window again, lol. Cushtyjook bundy. Standing at Fury's window naked except his hat and a sign hung round his neck "#501" 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,035 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Shitting = masterbating Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,555 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Thats not "a funny story" krusty , thats just weird and a bit cringy , I dont think I want to be your friend anymore . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,810 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Typical traveler always got there shirts off,,,lol,,, your defiantly a stereotype cushty,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Thats not "a funny story" krusty , thats just weird and a bit cringy , I dont think I want to be your friend anymore . Ah come on Stanley have you never found yourself in that situations I've a few times on time was round the back of a builders yard four years ago I found myself in shit and had to go behind the builders skip a d my mate refused to let me back in he van until I washed my self so I also had to find water no wonder every time I go to pull back in there they close the gate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Typical traveler always got there shirts off,,,lol,,, your defiantly a stereotype cushty,,, What do you mean I only go out walking after a hard working day never take my shirt of during work but when I get home I like to relax and take it of go for a walk in the nice autum evenings can feel the cold coming in on a evening now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I can honestly say I've never been in the situation where I need to shit in front of someone's house naked. No. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,810 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Lol,,at walshie,,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,555 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 What Walshy said 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I can honestly say I've never been in the situation where I need to shit in front of someone's house naked. No. I think maybe you think it's like directly opposite it's like a gateway set back that goes into the wood the house is opposite with the road going past both woodland gate and cottage they wouldn't see me out of the window as house is almost hidden but driveway comes out facing the gateway I was in so matey decided to pop out and I happened to be caught in the act Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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