MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Sat in me shed having a beer and this little fella walks in. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,108 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Hope you didn't share your beer with him;if only to avoid the obvious joke:) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted September 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Thought about it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Male smooth ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Male smooth ..... Female smooth for me. But each to their own........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Moxy, I think you're confusing the two differing looks of male newts. It is without doubt a male. Look at the spots on the flanks. When newts decide that they are going to head for their hibernaculum they change their body. They shed a new layer of skin that makes them less exposed to dessication from the elements and prepares them for winter. The male newts only has his gaudy frills and striking colours when he is in the stadium of aquatic life, i'e when he's breeding. They look totally different at other times of year..... :victory: You will never see large spots on any female newts in the UK..... :thumbs: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 I was talking about sexual preference But I can see my humour is lost here. I will get my coat....... Would never doubt your knowledge JD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 I was talking about sexual preference But I can see my humour is lost here. I will get my coat....... Would never doubt your knowledge JD Ahh.... I see......apologies. :D :D Filthy man. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NELS0N 457 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Male smooth ..... Female smooth for me. But each to their own........ that thing would look like Falcor next to you mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Male smooth ..... Female smooth for me. But each to their own........ that thing would look like Falcor next to you mate Fook off you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NELS0N 457 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Male smooth ..... Female smooth for me. But each to their own........ that thing would look like Falcor next to you mate Fook off you Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Male smooth ..... Female smooth for me. But each to their own........ that thing would look like Falcor next to you mate Fook off you Haha Male hairy for you!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NELS0N 457 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Male smooth ..... Female smooth for me. But each to their own........ that thing would look like Falcor next to you mate Fook off you Haha Male hairy for you!! im not fussy these days mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Male smooth ..... Female smooth for me. But each to their own........ that thing would look like Falcor next to you mate Fook off you Haha Male hairy for you!! im not fussy these days mate Filthy man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,861 Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Get a room ffs Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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