tote 856 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Heard this joke at the dog track tonight and I think it's worth sharing. Elton John gets given a brand new Bentley which he falls in love with,he likes it that much that he goes to see his tattooist and asks him to tattoo the word Bentley on his c ck. The tattoo artist takes one look at Eltons c ck and says "there's no way I can tattoo Bentley on that". "Why not?" says a miffed Elton. "There's not enough room" replies the tattooist,who then says "if you want I can tattoo 4x4 on your c ck instead". "What the feck would I want 4x4 on there for?" shouted Elton. "Well" said the tattooist " if you get stuck in the shit it will help to pull you out." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MIKE1 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 :sick: that just killed me the miss just thought i had a fit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
new2hunting 0 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 :11: nice one mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest craggers2k6 Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 gd joke mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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