socks 32,253 Posted August 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 It takes a pint of scrumpy jack as you can see in the top picture lads .. Dytkos are you gay ? Put it down ... What the hell ..... Dytkos gay?....that's rich coming from a bloke that just said "what the hell"..My 10 year old niece talks that..... lol ;-) It's the language he understands ... Anyway get back to marinating chicken ...... Ha ha, don't mind getting my hands dirty.... How's your pet butcher / butler doin? He is doing well lol ... I must remember to show him this tomorrow ... Don't worry though he is only 6 foot 2 and nearly turned pro as a boxer lol ........ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,271 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Looks suspect that so called liquid ,,,,looks white and throthy.... What with naked horse back riding,,, leather chaps,,, and this horn thing.... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Looks suspect that so called liquid ,,,,looks white and throthy.... What with naked horse back riding,,, leather chaps,,, and this horn thing.... Ha ha I'm glad your on line ... I have given vin some cracking feeding advice for that fat border and our her of yours ... They will look real good by the time you get back ........ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,271 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Cheers mate, I hope hes giving them plenty exercise ,,,nowt worse than coming back of holiday,,,, and the help haven't been pulling there weight,,, That little border could live on fook all ,,and still get fat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Cheers mate, I hope hes giving them plenty exercise ,,,nowt worse than coming back of holiday,,,, and the help haven't been pulling there weight,,, That little border could live on fook all ,,and still get fat Just like her owner then lol ....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,271 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 You like a red socks,,,, just sat here drinking a cheeky little rioja 2012,,, only 2.50 euro about £1.. Might start abusing folk later,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,271 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Cheers mate, I hope hes giving them plenty exercise ,,,nowt worse than coming back of holiday,,,, and the help haven't been pulling there weight,,, That little border could live on fook all ,,and still get fat Just like her owner then lol ....... ,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonah. 775 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 It takes a pint of scrumpy jack as you can see in the top picture lads .. Dytkos are you gay ? Put it down ... What the hell .....Dytkos gay?....that's rich coming from a bloke that just said "what the hell"..My 10 year old niece talks that..... lol ;-)It's the language he understands ... Anyway get back to marinating chicken ......Ha ha, don't mind getting my hands dirty....How's your pet butcher / butler doin? He is doing well lol ... I must remember to show him this tomorrow ... Don't worry though he is only 6 foot 2 and nearly turned pro as a boxer lol ........ How very quaint of you to educate the hired help....lol Me an the knife man will get on just fine... ;-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 It takes a pint of scrumpy jack as you can see in the top picture lads .. Dytkos are you gay ? Put it down ... What the hell .....Dytkos gay?....that's rich coming from a bloke that just said "what the hell"..My 10 year old niece talks that..... lol ;-)It's the language he understands ... Anyway get back to marinating chicken ......Ha ha, don't mind getting my hands dirty....How's your pet butcher / butler doin? He is doing well lol ... I must remember to show him this tomorrow ... Don't worry though he is only 6 foot 2 and nearly turned pro as a boxer lol ........ How very quaint of you to educate the hired help....lol Me an the knife man will get on just fine... ;-) I'm sure you will as he is really mellow unless he drinks cider ... Did anybody say they were bringing any ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,206 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 My pal the Ayatollah is crying his eyes out at the moment you horrible f****r Socks......that's his old pet goat "Mehmet" from when he was a kid ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonah. 775 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 It takes a pint of scrumpy jack as you can see in the top picture lads .. Dytkos are you gay ? Put it down ... What the hell .....Dytkos gay?....that's rich coming from a bloke that just said "what the hell"..My 10 year old niece talks that..... lol ;-)It's the language he understands ... Anyway get back to marinating chicken ......Ha ha, don't mind getting my hands dirty....How's your pet butcher / butler doin? He is doing well lol ... I must remember to show him this tomorrow ... Don't worry though he is only 6 foot 2 and nearly turned pro as a boxer lol ........ How very quaint of you to educate the hired help....lol Me an the knife man will get on just fine... ;-) I'm sure you will as he is really mellow unless he drinks cider ... Did anybody say they were bringing any ??? Just the twenty horns from what I can gather.... Do you have to blow your horn or tap him on the head with it before he can speak??!?!?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 It takes a pint of scrumpy jack as you can see in the top picture lads .. Dytkos are you gay ? Put it down ... What the hell .....Dytkos gay?....that's rich coming from a bloke that just said "what the hell"..My 10 year old niece talks that..... lol ;-)It's the language he understands ... Anyway get back to marinating chicken ......Ha ha, don't mind getting my hands dirty....How's your pet butcher / butler doin? He is doing well lol ... I must remember to show him this tomorrow ... Don't worry though he is only 6 foot 2 and nearly turned pro as a boxer lol ........ How very quaint of you to educate the hired help....lol Me an the knife man will get on just fine... ;-) I'm sure you will as he is really mellow unless he drinks cider ... Did anybody say they were bringing any ??? Just the twenty horns from what I can gather.... Do you have to blow your horn or tap him on the head with it before he can speak??!?!?? Oooo Saturday night is going to be fun ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonah. 775 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 It takes a pint of scrumpy jack as you can see in the top picture lads .. Dytkos are you gay ? Put it down ... What the hell .....Dytkos gay?....that's rich coming from a bloke that just said "what the hell"..My 10 year old niece talks that..... lol ;-)It's the language he understands ... Anyway get back to marinating chicken ......Ha ha, don't mind getting my hands dirty....How's your pet butcher / butler doin? He is doing well lol ... I must remember to show him this tomorrow ... Don't worry though he is only 6 foot 2 and nearly turned pro as a boxer lol ........ How very quaint of you to educate the hired help....lol Me an the knife man will get on just fine... ;-) I'm sure you will as he is really mellow unless he drinks cider ... Did anybody say they were bringing any ??? Just the twenty horns from what I can gather.... Do you have to blow your horn or tap him on the head with it before he can speak??!?!?? Oooo Saturday night is going to be fun ........ Ha ha, i'll have a piece of chicken on the bbq ready to go with your pastie, jeeves is on the breast, you'll be the wing man.....[BANNED TEXT] [BANNED TEXT]!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 It takes a pint of scrumpy jack as you can see in the top picture lads .. Dytkos are you gay ? Put it down ... What the hell ..... Dytkos gay?....that's rich coming from a bloke that just said "what the hell"..My 10 year old niece talks that..... lol ;-) It's the language he understands ... Anyway get back to marinating chicken ...... Ha ha, don't mind getting my hands dirty.... How's your pet butcher / butler doin? He is doing well lol ... I must remember to show him this tomorrow ... Don't worry though he is only 6 foot 2 and nearly turned pro as a boxer lol ........ Thought you were bringing a chef not a bouncer!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,568 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 He's bring a body guard just in case snapper turns up and gives him a fecker lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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