green lurchers 16,893 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 in the land of the rising sun" man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,529 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 The further up a tree you go the more monkeys arses you will see Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Doesn't matter how big and hard you think you are, there is always someone bigger and harder. It's not how deep you fish, it's the you wiggle your worm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinner 348 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 if you go out shooting and it don't move, shoot it until it does Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkwood 41 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Dont keep chickens in the freezer... I put one in last night and the fecker was dead this mornig 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery_Weasel 460 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 On 10/08/2015 at 15:50, shepp said: Always marry a woman with a useless father, you will have f**k all to live up to. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. First one is a good one. Just wish it were true, father in laws a right chocolate fire guard but the wife still managed to turn into a right diva Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 You can only piss with cock you've got! You can't polish a turd, but........ You can roll it in glitter! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,443 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Masturbating in public is like asking ya mate if you can smash his mum's backdoors in.. Don't do it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,246 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 England may be shite at international football.......but at least we are not Scotland !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes Then when you do criticise them You are a mile away and you've got their shoes 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 If at first you don't succeed Then sky diving isn't for you 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Brindles Are the best ? any body wanting a pup ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MIK 4,763 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 On 09/08/2015 at 17:50, tiercel said: I'll start off. Never ever marry a woman with big hands, as she will always make you look small. TC Never make a porn film with a woman with big hands Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MIK 4,763 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Never drink non alcoholic beer ...its like licking out your sister ....it tastes the same but its just not right 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MickC 1,825 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Early bird gets the worm Second mouse gets the cheese If in doubt,flat out Only boring people get bored In goes your eye out Edited August 11, 2015 by MickC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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