neil cooney 10,416 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Never argue with a fool, They'll just drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Keep in mind that there's always someone that's really happy with a lot less than you have . 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,192 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 when choosing a wife marry one that can cook, because they can all do the rest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Always marry a woman with a useless father, you will have f**k all to live up to. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,444 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 youth is wated on the young Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Those who live in glass houses should masturbate in the basement - Dara O'briain 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,099 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 The grass is only greener on the other side because it's fertilised with bull shite. let sleeping dogs lie If you lie down with dogs you will rise with fleas. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Never trust a Muslim....one of my grandads favourite sayings Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 The English are all arseholes lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 11,045 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 You can never get lost because where ever you go,there you are ..Said it to my kids the other day when i took a wrong turning and got slightly miss laid .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,099 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 When bear hunting; Always have a partner who runs slower than you. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Incest is best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irishnut 297 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Don't make a whore a housewife. Don't shite on your own front door step. Don't gamble if you can't afford to lose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,567 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Incest is best you from chesterfield? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,567 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 The English are all arseholes lol the Irish are thick lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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