green lurchers 16,893 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 On 09/08/2015 at 18:43, peterhunter86 said: It's not nice mate lol its a task I,l give you that but they love a man that's a trier 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Experience is only gained just after you need it ! 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 On 09/08/2015 at 18:52, green lurchers said: On 09/08/2015 at 18:43, peterhunter86 said: It's not nice mate lol its a task I,l give you that but they love a man that's a trier I'll take your word for it pal and don't forget to come up for air and write your name on thw soles of your feet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,354 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Money cannot buy happiness,but its more comfortable to cry in a mercedes than on a bicycle. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frontbum 76 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Pay peanuts you'll get monkeys! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,368 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 "A fat lass looks slim in the dark". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 And after a few beers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Life's like a shit sandwich, the more bread you've got the less shit you have to eat. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,802 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Never piss against the wind .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,455 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 You can take a horse to water but a pencil has to be led Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,893 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 On 09/08/2015 at 18:46, keepdiggin said: their fanny's stink you gotta wash and give em the mac 111 first 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mackem 28,354 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 On 09/08/2015 at 19:29, morton said: "A fat lass looks slim in the dark". The centre of a doughnut is 100% fat free. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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