Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Just been outside and, the very moment that lot hit the ditch? My f*ckin Eyes were burning! :icon_eek: D'ye think maybe I over did the onions in this one then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I went for an Indian last week - a very fiery Jalfrezi , followed by some Indian Pistachio (Kulfi) ice cream. Next day on the bog, I could be heard grunting .......... come on ice cream, hurry up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 The hotter the better for me i cant get enough i love chillie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest flint Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Ditch_Shitter said: Just been outside and, the very moment that lot hit the ditch? My f*ckin Eyes were burning! :icon_eek: D'ye think maybe I over did the onions in this one then? heres me thinking you had that chillie recipe well sorted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billybunter 72 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 a nice chicken vindaloo and 15 pints of larger and my arse is like a blow lamp and i can shit through the eye of a needle ditch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I love really hot food! My best advice after eating a fiery dish, is to put a loo roll in the fridge for the morning after! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 flint said: heres me thinking you had that chillie recipe well sorted This is the weird thing, Flint; Try as I might, I just can't seem to get two attempts at the same recipe to come out the same It's just strange. But I guess that's down to the tiniest irregularities? Like, I used a jar or Roma tom puree first time. Now that's sold out and I have to use Roma tins. Can't get a spoon in those so I probably use a slightly different ammount and ..... well, Slow Cookers seem sensitive. I'm actually eating the other half of last nights one as I type this. It's nice! Something I would point out though; I'm not saying I had 'Ring of Fire' syndrome this morning. It was nothing to do with that. It was lituraly my Eyes. I dropped my pay load and the vaporpus Fumes which wafted up and enclosed me had my eyes burning! Quite the experience! I had to kick the door open and let some air in. Maybe you guys don't get that effect, because of the water in your loos? Unless of course ye do an RTA type job on the basin sides? With my ditch, things pretty much stay as they are, till the rains come. Or the rats come back and eat it. Wonder what my shit does to the rats arse holes Makes their eyes water? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Macnas Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 You've made me snort tea out of my nose, I just hope you're happy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BLACKBOB 9 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Fecking Brilliant :haha: Cheers bob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest flint Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 feckin brill ditch never thought of the rattus norvegicus side of it . gotta be the onions Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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