Dead Eyes 681 Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 when i go some were they have them small sachets of tomato sauce i fill my pockets and put a few in my coat with some baby wipes when going out i once grabbed this dirty feckers collar and had seen something under her chin so to check her i lifted her chin and rubbed my hand under fox shite right through my fingers it went and has i was still feeling the effect of the nights before beer i was bent over this dirty fecker evens roll in dead fish washed up on the bank What do you do with the red sauce ? Takes the taste away when he gets it on his fingers... 2 Quote Link to post
Joe1888 672 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 was laughing at this thread the other day, not sure if its karma now... had similar experiences with mine, today they went to the next level.. first they had a roll in a trailer load of shit, when that wasnt enough they ran through it.. all windows open on the way back wasnt enough Quote Link to post
Guest vin Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I'm waiting on the invention of a mobile hosepipe.. . I have often thought of tying the durty bitch up against a tree and giving it the golden shower . But I save that for the missis...lol. Quote Link to post
Casso 1,261 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 The dog is one of the most social animals on earth, as a whole they are attracted and curios about anything which stimulates their senses, Smells in particular are probably their greatest avenue to fulfilment , A dog when stimulated has to act , it can't half do something, it must see it through , stimulation in most cases must have a physical completion, When greatly stimulated , it has to make contact eirher orally , sexually or physically , it will choose to eat it , hump it , or make some sort of physical contact , The shit of prey animals can be picked at and digested , rabbits , sheep etc , however fox shit , badger shit long dead birds or just about anything repulsive or putrefying is still attractive but inedible but the attraction to make contact is still there , the dog rolls in it because it is the most appropriate form of contact available to it , Quote Link to post
Casso 1,261 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 You can make it as complicated as you like bud but the dog is a uncomplicated animal , your putting human thoughts and reasoning into a canine mind , it's either intent or attraction , with intent you could be reasoning the why for the need 50 years 1 Quote Link to post
Phil Lloyd 10,738 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 @Casso Quote Link to post
Neal 1,866 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 was laughing at this thread the other day, not sure if its karma now... had similar experiences with mine, today they went to the next level.. first they had a roll in a trailer load of shit, when that wasnt enough they ran through it.. all windows open on the way back wasnt enough Yeuch! That reminds me of the time my last lurcher did a Wile E. Coyote and thought that he could walk on slurry...and I think it was also him who stepped onto duckweed in a pond. It's times like these that I'm glad I can't drive as they're usually dry enough to simply brush it out by the time I get home. Quote Link to post
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