WILF 46,876 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 So, my wee black dog is a funny little b*****d......he is the coolest little dog on his own terms.....will lay on your bed (when disinfected !! Lol ), bobs round happy and tidy......but just now and again he gets little man syndrome and will snap at people, dogs etc. He only does it when your holding him or he is sitting up with you to people or dogs. Anyway, he want to go everywhere so a couple of weeks ago he hops up in the truck with me and the boy and off we go. As I am going up the lane, my boy reaches round to pet the dog and the dog gos for him......I did no more than reach round, grab the dog and f**k him out the window then drove on!! Anyway, off we go to where we are going and an hour later we are coming back down the lane, the wee f***ing dog was at an earth in the banking, must have heard the truck and promptly jumps out the ditch in front of the truck and I run the wee c**t down !! I see him roll into the ditch, so I jump out and go over, the wee prick was laying unconscious but just coming round so I call him as I jump down the ditch, he jumps up turns round and promptly disappears back down the earth in the banking !! Brilliant !!......so I'm calling on him but without success so I says to my boy let's go, if he isn't home by dark I go back down with the spade. Sure enough a couple of hours later the wee prick comes trotting down the drive, wagging his tail and without a care in the world !! I check him over and all fine so that's that. Today, we was out in the quad and he normally sits between my legs as we bat round, well, doing about 40 along this lane and for no good reason the wee prick launches himself over the handle bars and off the front !! I slammed on the anchors, and he has done a nose dive, skidded along on his nut for about 10 yards followed by about 30 somersaults. Little prick just gets up, shakes himself, trots back over and resumes his place on the bike !!.......other than a few cuts on his nut, he is fine!! For all that he stinks and will bite strangers and or family if he feels like it, how can you not love a little prick of a dog like that !! 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,608 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I wouldnt have to,if a dog bit at my kids it's on a one way trip out the house. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Hahahaha classic mate. That's terriers for you, nothing if not characters. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,876 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Aye, I am very of a like mind but there's no badness in this animal....he is just a prick. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Sounds a right wee character Reminds me off my old Ma's dog, horrible little prick but she wouldn't change him for the world (probably because its not her he likes to randomly launch himself at! ) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,876 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 He lived on an army base for a week with 16 air assault when my pal fetched him back from another pals place, even got took to the sergeants mess for a piss up !!.......he didn't attack anyone, he just has the odd funny turn !! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,159 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) Had a spaniel that refused to die lol. Jumped off the cliff at Barry when we were fishing on the beach, tumbled the whole way down hit the beach hard.. Jumped up and ran over tail wagging!! Jumped out of the back of the van on the way home from Cardiff working away ( one of those old leykand daf water vans with the roller door on the back), he jumped out at the Exeter junction off the M5.. I knew he was still in the back at Tiverton cause we had to bump the van to start it after filling with fuel lol. I get home no dog and the doors open, thought he'd had it on the motorway.. I do a round trip up to Tiverton and back, phone the police and they tell me he's at the station lol.. Been handed in by the couple behind us who watched him jump out.. Same van, I open the stupid f***ing roller door of doom and the twat jumps out and makes a run for it under a car.. This time I think that's it, but no.. After playing dead for half an hour the old vet we used to use, checks him over, and says he'll live.. Next night he's back home in front of the fire, a big battered and bruised but still going. He was nuts, through and through. He caused me more embarrassment then any other dog, kid of anything else.. Regularly stole sandwhiches and pies out of vans on site, was a master at waiting until the concrete floor had been float finished before wading through it... And perhaps the worst was taking a shitty used nappy out of a bin, running away from me as I called him and drag it through a cheap B&Q type place in Braunton ( I think)., treating it like a rat in the aisle and giving it a shake lol.. My bro hated him, he said he was a liability, he was right but I liked him for some reason lol.. Edited August 2, 2015 by NEWKID 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,802 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 does he work, my ma had a Pomeranian with the jackel n hyde in him too the we cuunt lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,876 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 does he work, my ma had a Pomeranian with the jackel n hyde in him too the we cuunt lol The dog has over 40 foxes to his credit, that's why you don't just nail him, go on the classifieds and buy another !! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MIK 4,756 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) does he work, my ma had a Pomeranian with the jackel n hyde in him too the we cuunt lol The dog has over 40 foxes to his credit, that's why you don't just nail him, go on the classifieds and buy another !! Lol hes had more than 40 ....get him back over here .....hes just needing graft Edited August 3, 2015 by MIK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,876 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 does he work, my ma had a Pomeranian with the jackel n hyde in him too the we cuunt lol The dog has over 40 foxes to his credit, that's why you don't just nail him, go on the classifieds and buy another !! Lol hes had more than 40 ....get him back over here .....hes just needing graft There will be enough for him here pal, wait till you see where I am located Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,757 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 A good write up mate enjoyed that ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Haha, great write up mate. Indestructability, one of the reasons why lurchers with terrier blood make great lamp dogs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,521 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Got a jack Russell that's exactly the same he's 13 a absolute prick if no one is here he will be up on the sofa with me sleeping and follow me around !! Soon as my old man or mother is home turns into a prick growls at me snaps at me goes mental when my misses walks passed him !! He's a loveable prick though and think my old man prefers the dog to me lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,466 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Sounds like my old terrier wilful, grumpy little fecker, and bomb proof lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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