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Exceptional eye sight ,Exceptional eye hand coordination,,,field craft,,,,,, making the hunt as easy as possible for the dog........

Exceptional eyesight,ive the eyesight of Stevie Wonder thats why i lamp,eye hand coordination,we are talking about pointing a strong light at shiny fecking eyes not wanking in an eggcup and the only fieldcraft needed is not tripping over a 5 bar gate.
take it you don't like lamping Morton? Atb AT

 

Its a useful tool to disguise a piss poor hunter,i hid behind it for many a year,then i saw the light,of day :angel:

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Exceptional eyesight,ive the eyesight of Stevie Wonder thats why i lamp,eye hand coordination,we are talking about pointing a strong light at shiny fecking eyes not wanking in an eggcup and the only f

Hunting quarry under the spotlight's glare is great fun,.it is also productive,...but in truth, it sure ain't' Rocket Science....

I learnt my trade local then ventured a few miles into the Dales,the Dales lamping led me to believe i was the dogs bollocks of lampers,i owned and lamped jukels that could and did kill more game than

 

 

 

Exceptional eye sight ,Exceptional eye hand coordination,,,field craft,,,,,, making the hunt as easy as possible for the dog........

 

Exceptional eyesight,ive the eyesight of Stevie Wonder thats why i lamp,eye hand coordination,we are talking about pointing a strong light at shiny fecking eyes not wanking in an eggcup and the only fieldcraft needed is not tripping over a 5 bar gate.
take it you don't like lamping Morton? Atb AT

Its a useful tool to disguise a piss poor hunter,i hid behind it for many a year,then i saw the light,of day :angel:
Brilliant lol
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Exceptional eye sight ,Exceptional eye hand coordination,,,field craft,,,,,, making the hunt as easy as possible for the dog........

 

Exceptional eyesight,ive the eyesight of Stevie Wonder thats why i lamp,eye hand coordination,we are talking about pointing a strong light at shiny fecking eyes not wanking in an eggcup and the only fieldcraft needed is not tripping over a 5 bar gate.
gets better pmsl
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Exceptional eye sight ,Exceptional eye hand coordination,,,field craft,,,,,, making the hunt as easy as possible for the dog........

Exceptional eyesight,ive the eyesight of Stevie Wonder thats why i lamp,eye hand coordination,we are talking about pointing a strong light at shiny fecking eyes not wanking in an eggcup and the only fieldcraft needed is not tripping over a 5 bar gate.
take it you don't like lamping Morton? Atb AT
Its a useful tool to disguise a piss poor hunter,i hid behind it for many a year,then i saw the light,of day :angel:
how did you come to that conclusion? Haha atb AT

 

I walked the daytime walk and often went home empty handed,then bought a bike battery for a £5,ripped a wipac off a farmers toyota,wired them together and murdered the resident animal populace that otherwise evaded my useless jukels attention,then walked the "dales walk" and furnished my new found ambition and ego for the next 7 years,only then did i come to realise i was a cheating,useless and third rate hunter,it was good whilst the ego lasted though.

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Exceptional eye sight ,Exceptional eye hand coordination,,,field craft,,,,,, making the hunt as easy as possible for the dog........

Exceptional eyesight,ive the eyesight of Stevie Wonder thats why i lamp,eye hand coordination,we are talking about pointing a strong light at shiny fecking eyes not wanking in an eggcup and the only fieldcraft needed is not tripping over a 5 bar gate.
take it you don't like lamping Morton? Atb AT
Its a useful tool to disguise a piss poor hunter,i hid behind it for many a year,then i saw the light,of day :angel:
how did you come to that conclusion? Haha atb AT
I walked the daytime walk and often went home empty handed,then bought a bike battery for a £5,ripped a wipac off a farmers toyota,wired them together and murdered the resident animal populace that otherwise evaded my useless jukels attention,then walked the "dales walk" and furnished my new found ambition and ego for the next 7 years,only then did i come to realise i was a cheating,useless and third rate hunter,it was good whilst the ego lasted though.
Deep shit that, so Morton what is the correct way to hunt or do you just not do it anymore ? Atb AT

 

Ive yet to find the correct way,at times when the dogs connect i honestly wish they had missed ,then when they miss i curse their inaptitude,ive yet to find the balance between connecting and missing that sits well with my conscience now, i yearn for the long and testing gallop that tests the mutt and feel the sense of relief when it gets away.I have a bitch pup here now that mullers long gallops and i put it on a leash to stop it,at times,,im not sure where i sit now,yet know ive a few more years left in me of indescision.Until then ill just enjoy what the day brings and hope the dog runs fast and the quarry runs faster,sometimes.I used to be indecisive now im not sure.

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It's not just the lamper i think it's the team as well an it helps if ye dogs r any good

it's not moggy it's you that team of yours couldn't find a rabbit in a fone box without you haha nick the gimp and Kurt the blurt hahaha and their dogs are shit,flash bang wallop the best thing you's have haha atb AT
ha ha I don't mean r team mate any team
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It's not just the lamper i think it's the team as well an it helps if ye dogs r any good

it's not moggy it's you that team of yours couldn't find a rabbit in a fone box without you haha nick the gimp and Kurt the blurt hahaha and their dogs are shit,flash bang wallop the best thing you's have haha atb AT
ha ha I don't mean r team mate any team
some go it alone though mate,like yourself midweek, I know what you mean though no good being good on the lamp and the lad behind lights a bifter up haha atb AT
you going the show? 16th peover hall atb AT
ye mate might take the dogs win a few classes ha
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Ive yet to find the correct way,at times when the dogs connect i honestly wish they had missed ,then when they miss i curse their inaptitude,ive yet to find the balance between connecting and missing that sits well with my conscience now, i yearn for the long and testing gallop that tests the mutt and feel the sense of relief when it gets away.I have a bitch pup here now that mullers long gallops and i put it on a leash to stop it,at times,,im not sure where i sit now,yet know ive a few more years left in me of indescision.Until then ill just enjoy what the day brings and hope the dog runs fast and the quarry runs faster,sometimes.I used to be indecisive now im not sure.

 

 

lot of truths there Morton.. When the obsessions with numbers is out of the system its a feeling of quality over quantity.

 

I like daytime work for that simple reason these days. . . the most pleasure i get is when I'm doing whatever it is day or night... alone. . .there is something magical about the perfect lamping night,when your out facing the elements on your own. its hard to explain but I often have a moment where I feel blessed to be allowed to be there.

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