socks 32,253 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I was working away from home tonight and on the way home I stopped at a kebab shop called diamonds ... I got talking to the fella Ali that owns it and he was telling me that there are no pikeys, gypos, travellers ... He reckons they are groups of people put together by the government so that they can move onto land turn it into shit holes make it worthless so that the mp for that area can buy it for pennies and build social housing on it and make a fortune ... Apparently they play nearest the bull every Tuesday night in the Houses of Parliament bar and the winner gets the so called travellers in his constituency next ... I told Ali I didn't think that was true but his wife's sisters brother in laws hairdresser bought a dog off a traveller once so it must be true ......... 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 He needs therapy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,820 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I was working away from home tonight and on the way home I stopped at a kebab shop called diamonds ... I got talking to the fella Ali that owns it and he was telling me that there are no pikeys, gypos, travellers ... He reckons they are groups of people put together by the government so that they can move onto land turn it into shit holes make it worthless so that the mp for that area can buy it for pennies and build social housing on it and make a fortune ... Apparently they play nearest the bull every Tuesday night in the Houses of Parliament bar and the winner gets the so called travellers in his constituency next ... I told Ali I didn't think that was true but his wife's sisters brother in laws hairdresser bought a dog off a traveller once so it must be true ......... You bored Ken? Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Fecking brilliant 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I was working away from home tonight and on the way home I stopped at a kebab shop called diamonds ... I got talking to the fella Ali that owns it and he was telling me that there are no pikeys, gypos, travellers ... He reckons they are groups of people put together by the government so that they can move onto land turn it into shit holes make it worthless so that the mp for that area can buy it for pennies and build social housing on it and make a fortune ... Apparently they play nearest the bull every Tuesday night in the Houses of Parliament bar and the winner gets the so called travellers in his constituency next ... I told Ali I didn't think that was true but his wife's sisters brother in laws hairdresser bought a dog off a traveller once so it must be true ......... You bored Ken? Cheers, D. Read the Turkish air strike thread mate ........ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 This story sounds really fishy to me, everyone knows travellers exist Have you got the number for this kebab shop? Wouldn't mind having a chat with this Ali character 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 In traffic on m1.. this entertained me for 1 minute only another 1 hour 59 minute delay left havent moved a inch in a hour and been on road since 3 oclock today .. Things we do for a pup a lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Bet walshies tucked up in bed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 In traffic on m1.. this entertained me for 1 minute only another 1 hour 59 minute delay left havent moved a inch in a hour and been on road since 3 oclock today .. Things we do for a pup a lol Give Ali from the Turkish thread a ring if you're bored, he loves a chat 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Will do lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I was working away from home tonight and on the way home I stopped at a kebab shop called diamonds ... I got talking to the fella Ali that owns it and he was telling me that there are no pikeys, gypos, travellers ... He reckons they are groups of people put together by the government so that they can move onto land turn it into shit holes make it worthless so that the mp for that area can buy it for pennies and build social housing on it and make a fortune ... Apparently they play nearest the bull every Tuesday night in the Houses of Parliament bar and the winner gets the so called travellers in his constituency next ... I told Ali I didn't think that was true but his wife's sisters brother in laws hairdresser bought a dog off a traveller once so it must be true ......... Where do the Americans come in ..? They have got to have there sticky fingers in the pie ! Wish we had a kebab shop close by I'd be straight in to find out .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmad riley 1,347 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I was working away from home tonight and on the way home I stopped at a kebab shop called diamonds ... I got talking to the fella Ali that owns it and he was telling me that there are no pikeys, gypos, travellers ... He reckons they are groups of people put together by the government so that they can move onto land turn it into shit holes make it worthless so that the mp for that area can buy it for pennies and build social housing on it and make a fortune ... Apparently they play nearest the bull every Tuesday night in the Houses of Parliament bar and the winner gets the so called travellers in his constituency next ... I told Ali I didn't think that was true but his wife's sisters brother in laws hairdresser bought a dog off a traveller once so it must be true ......... ???? brilliant 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,631 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I was working away from home tonight and on the way home I stopped at a kebab shop called diamonds ... I got talking to the fella Ali that owns it and he was telling me that there are no pikeys, gypos, travellers ... He reckons they are groups of people put together by the government so that they can move onto land turn it into shit holes make it worthless so that the mp for that area can buy it for pennies and build social housing on it and make a fortune ... Apparently they play nearest the bull every Tuesday night in the Houses of Parliament bar and the winner gets the so called travellers in his constituency next ... I told Ali I didn't think that was true but his wife's sisters brother in laws hairdresser bought a dog off a traveller once so it must be true ......... You should know better than to listen to a word my mate Desertbred says......he was just winding you up cause you is a welsh honkey !! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rodp 316 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Ha ha, desertbred in a kebab shop, wouldn't surprise me at all Edited July 25, 2015 by rodp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Ha ha, desertbred in a kebab shop, wouldn't surprise me at all Wouldnt eat the shite they sell in kebab shops I leave that to you plonkers, I might invest in one though shop that is as long as it fits in with my chain of Diamond Kebab houses , will have to get some new immigrants called Ali to run them the others are all UK government advisers now Edited July 25, 2015 by desertbred 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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