desertbred 5,490 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 No Match for the British Armed Forces Still the Best In The World. I think you spend to much time down Ali,s kebab shop 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Ali said this morning no one called him when I popped in for my breakfast roll Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ratbuster 807 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Abdullah is correct doo, they do make the best kebabs They're so good you eat them out of the box, ohhhh no through the box...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,220 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Theres me dashing over to Malta to watch the Hammers then coming back and steaming round to Wembley Arena for the boxing........................when all the time i could have had much more fun sitting here reading this Edited July 25, 2015 by gnasher16 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,234 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Whats alis chicken shish like? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,650 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 We definitely need a thread hall of fame section for this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,173 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I just called up and asked if he'd deliver to barca "no problem 2.50 delivery charge" sound guy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Whats alis chicken shish like? Dunno ring him and ask him lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,277 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 ABSOLUTELY f***ing PRICELESS!!! Please pin this thread... Yokel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,277 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Abdullah the Turk from our local take away said Ali is a fraud, his kebabs are shit and his kitchen smells. Said Turks make best kebabs spiros in the Greek taverna says your all talking shite and nowt beats good pitta giros! couldn't get much out of him regards isis or any other terror groups mind... Yokel 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,220 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Well i spoke to my Cypriot pal Mehmet he reckons your all f****n mad and that a nicely done Sheftalia with finely chopped onions and parsley done on the charcoal beats the lot.... washed down with a nice cold freshly squeezed fruit juice........i said " what about Isis "............" no need they are straight out the fridge " he says. Edited July 25, 2015 by gnasher16 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Yeah but have any of your fastfood serving Middle Eastern pals been in the local paper for opening on Christmas? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stop.end 4,082 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 cushty jook may be on to something..i was talking to alis brother muckhamed and he said isis were a made up group...he said there were called isil! he also said while yous were all on here talking muck Cameron was writing a bill...so ALI can now be arrested for even saying what he said. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 They also said UKIP is a front they said it actually stands for U Know I,m Pakistani, this take away seems to be clued up on all the inside info. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rodp 316 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Done well here, mentioned to our local Indian bloke, Balan Singh, that I knew DB and got trade price He knew nothing about isis though apart from the local Pakistani population thought suicide missions would go down a bomb over here 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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