mushroom 13,304 Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 What you call hot mushroom and I call home might be different lol Saying that you are a talker if you don't talk them into bed your pretty f****d otherwise lol I'm also a tripod you snorer you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 What you call hot mushroom and I call home might be different lol Saying that you are a talker if you don't talk them into bed your pretty f****d otherwise lol I'm also a tripod you snorer you Just coz you've got 3 inch legs doesn't give you anything to shout about, (I await your anti Scottish verbal personal abuse, even though I can't take you seriously because although you love England soooooo much, you live in Spain!!!! Hahahahahaha) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,304 Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm hurt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,467 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Anybody who'll put there details online for that sort of thing is a weapons grade moron.REALLY........ I ve sha*ged some beautiful married woman off sites like that, they know the score we both married all they want is a good seeing too! Most the ones I ve been with their hubby's are lorry drivers and away at weeks at a time!! I'm a lorry driver. God help any man I catch with my wife... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Anybody who'll put there details online for that sort of thing is a weapons grade moron.REALLY........ I ve sha*ged some beautiful married woman off sites like that, they know the score we both married all they want is a good seeing too! Most the ones I ve been with their hubby's are lorry drivers and away at weeks at a time!! I'm a lorry driver. God help any man I catch with my wife... Same fate as those prostitutes, eh? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Anybody who'll put there details online for that sort of thing is a weapons grade moron.REALLY........ I ve sha*ged some beautiful married woman off sites like that, they know the score we both married all they want is a good seeing too! Most the ones I ve been with their hubby's are lorry drivers and away at weeks at a time!! I'm a lorry driver. God help any man I catch with my wife... .......and your wife ? Take two, after all..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,467 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Anybody who'll put there details online for that sort of thing is a weapons grade moron.REALLY........ I ve sha*ged some beautiful married woman off sites like that, they know the score we both married all they want is a good seeing too! Most the ones I ve been with their hubby's are lorry drivers and away at weeks at a time!!I'm a lorry driver. God help any man I catch with my wife...Same fate as those prostitutes, eh? I like to keep my hand in 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,770 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Anybody who'll put there details online for that sort of thing is a weapons grade moron.REALLY........ I ve sha*ged some beautiful married woman off sites like that, they know the score we both married all they want is a good seeing too! Most the ones I ve been with their hubby's are lorry drivers and away at weeks at a time!!I'm a lorry driver. God help any man I catch with my wife...Same fate as those prostitutes, eh? I like to keep my hand in Don't ask for a tissue from your cab,then lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Ross ya funny sweaty sock tell you wherever the fuuck you are in Jockland you could set tinder to 500miles distance and every "treacle" would still have a face like a gang raped arsehole Barcelona is full of horny young girls up for a bit not sad batter chewing monsters with a bottle of Buckie Suppose we better get this trip to Barca organised then. Only thing is I'm going to have to walk about with a f***ing ugly English midget. You on the other hand are going to get the fortune of walking about with a big scotchman with a strap-on, I suppose that might not be your first. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,467 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Anybody who'll put there details online for that sort of thing is a weapons grade moron.REALLY........ I ve sha*ged some beautiful married woman off sites like that, they know the score we both married all they want is a good seeing too! Most the ones I ve been with their hubby's are lorry drivers and away at weeks at a time!!I'm a lorry driver. God help any man I catch with my wife..........and your wife ? Take two, after all..... I've never raised my hand to a woman in .y life. She's also the mother of my son, and I'm a massive hypocrite. But I came to terms with that a long time ago... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Ross ya funny sweaty sock tell you wherever the fuuck you are in Jockland you could set tinder to 500miles distance and every "treacle" would still have a face like a gang raped arsehole Barcelona is full of horny young girls up for a bit not sad batter chewing monsters with a bottle of Buckie Suppose we better get this trip to Barca organised then. Only thing is I'm going to have to walk about with a f***ing ugly English midget. You on the other hand are going to get the fortune of walking about with a big scotchman with a strap-on, I suppose that might not be your first. Always turn it into filth eh. You've got issues....? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Anybody who'll put there details online for that sort of thing is a weapons grade moron.REALLY........ I ve sha*ged some beautiful married woman off sites like that, they know the score we both married all they want is a good seeing too! Most the ones I ve been with their hubby's are lorry drivers and away at weeks at a time!!I'm a lorry driver. God help any man I catch with my wife..........and your wife ? Take two, after all..... I've never raised my hand to a woman in .y life. She's also the mother of my son, and I'm a massive hypocrite. But I came to terms with that a long time ago... Just teasing, mate - it wasn't a criticism..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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