RossM 8,149 Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Ross ya funny sweaty sock tell you wherever the fuuck you are in Jockland you could set tinder to 500miles distance and every "treacle" would still have a face like a gang raped arsehole Barcelona is full of horny young girls up for a bit not sad batter chewing monsters with a bottle of Buckie Young girls aye? Knew there was summit not right with you........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,304 Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Oh ffs there's a fuuck load not right with me as most will attest who have met me Nowt wrong banging a 20summat bird... something wrong with you if you wouldn't Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Ross ya funny sweaty sock tell you wherever the fuuck you are in Jockland you could set tinder to 500miles distance and every "treacle" would still have a face like a gang raped arsehole Barcelona is full of horny young girls up for a bit not sad batter chewing monsters with a bottle of Buckie Suppose we better get this trip to Barca organised then. Only thing is I'm going to have to walk about with a f***ing ugly English midget. You on the other hand are going to get the fortune of walking about with a strapping big Scotsman. I suppose that might not be your first....?? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Ross ya funny sweaty sock tell you wherever the fuuck you are in Jockland you could set tinder to 500miles distance and every "treacle" would still have a face like a gang raped arsehole Barcelona is full of horny young girls up for a bit not sad batter chewing monsters with a bottle of Buckie Suppose we better get this trip to Barca organised then. Only thing is I'm going to have to walk about with a f***ing ugly English midget. You on the other hand are going to get the fortune of walking about with a strapping big Scotsman. I suppose that might not be your first.... Yeh`ve no even asked me if ah`m gaun yet !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,304 Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Oh fuuck is beardie coming too FLMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 f****n right ah am bud ! Yeh want Fanny ??? well,,,, here I am ! lol. aw,, naw,, thats no quite what ah meant ! ,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,304 Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 That should be a craic 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
torchey 1,328 Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Anybody who'll put there details online for that sort of thing is a weapons grade moron. REALLY........ I ve sha*ged some beautiful married woman off sites like that, they know the score we both married all they want is a good seeing too! Most the ones I ve been with their hubby's are lorry drivers and away at weeks at a f***ing someones missus is a proper no for me and as much as mine does my head in i wouldn,t be stooping to internet shagging..hopefuly she,s the same lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peter Leemooch 160 Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 that sites a proper nasty affair lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 A few years back, I met a girl online.............. She seemed a nice girl at first - attractive profile picture, shared the same interests and we seemed to get on, but when we met we didn't really 'spark', there was no chemistry if you know what I mean. I never did find out why. Shame really.... Wonder what ever happened to BlackSpunkLover8. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,971 Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 If a hole is your only goal then it's time you had a deep look at your soul 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,304 Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 If a hole is your only goal then it's time you had a deep look at your soul Piiss off you saint Now wrong with getting unattached oats Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,971 Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 If a hole is your only goal then it's time you had a deep look at your soul Piiss off you saint Now wrong with getting unattached oats Touched a nerve there In ten years of me being with my Mrs she has never denied me once my oats and we are still at it like rabbits... Who wants treacle when you have honey at home 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,562 Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 What you call hot mushroom and I call home might be different lol Saying that you are a talker if you don't talk them into bed your pretty f****d otherwise lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 My last internet date described herself as a "fox", and when I met her, it was true ! A mangy, ginger-haired dog ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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