Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 I knew a Scot who found the cure for seasickness. He leaned over the side with a 50p coin between his teeth ! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Truther 1,579 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 I think referring to it as a Yorkshire man would be better Tight twats they are Guilty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Truther 1,579 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Funnily enough in Israel they also make Scottish references about tight people. Ruben sits thinking about his life..........eventually he kneels down and looks up at the sky........."god" he say's (i can say god, im not jewish ) i've always been a good devout jew......i've always been a good husband and father, and a good son to my parents............I've worked hard and always been honest.....but i'm still poor..........I don't think its to much to ask you for a win on the lottery" A week goes by and Ruben still doesn't win the lottery....so he gets on his knees and again ask's god for a lottery win.........the week after the same thing happens again.......and agin Ruben ask for gods help............The fourth week Ruben still doesn't win the lottery........he goes out in his garden and looks up at the sky......."why won't you help a man like me god" he say's..............all of a sudden the clouds part, and god appears to Ruben, "i would love to help a man like you Ruben, but FFS, meet me half way and buy a ticket" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 That's out of order. I won't have sweaties spoken about like that - however tight and humourless they might be. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 8,265 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Miserable b@stard... Are you Scottish? FFS are you that thick you can't work it out. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Wouldn't give you the steam of my piss. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,224 Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 I have been all round the country and personally I have found the jocks to be a good crack and very generous in their nature......I'd would say that Jocks and Scousers are pretty similar to Londoners in their manner and humour. Lancastrians I have found dry as f**k, funny lads but a very dry sense of humour.......Cumbrians are very warm natured and welcoming, Brummies/Black Country are always miserable as f**k !! Lol Welshmen?.......well, their just f***ing Welshmen ain't they !! Lol lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonah. 775 Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 I have been all round the country and personally I have found the jocks to be a good crack and very generous in their nature......I'd would say that Jocks and Scousers are pretty similar to Londoners in their manner and humour. Lancastrians I have found dry as f**k, funny lads but a very dry sense of humour.......Cumbrians are very warm natured and welcoming, Brummies/Black Country are always miserable as f**k !! Lol Welshmen?.......well, their just f***ing Welshmen ain't they !! Lol lol We just sound miserable, were smiling on the inside really... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 I think referring to it as a Yorkshire man would be better Tight twats they are True......them fuckers would moan about the cost if it was free !! We're not tight more conservative with our earnings! Now when we're talking about being tight Its a fact that when a Scotsman drops a pound coin it hits him on the back of the neck. Remember there are two types of people in the world those born in Yorkshire and those who wish they were "Ejaculate" what a Yorkshire man says to his mate Jack when he didn't turn up on time 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,671 Posted July 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Its gets better..... They use the word as a verb eg to Scottish on paying lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,304 Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 I think referring to it as a Yorkshire man would be better Tight twats they are Guilty Old Yorkshire war cry...... howww much...lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 Copper wire was invented by two Scottish lads fighting over a penny.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe1888 672 Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 atleast yous are giving the muslims a rest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,753 Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 I think referring to it as a Yorkshire man would be better Tight twats they are Guilty Old Yorkshire war cry...... howww much...lol Definition of a Yorkshire man? A Scotsman with the the generosity bred out lol Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 The polish are the worst Scottish cnuts of the lot the only thing they buy is bread out of the polish shop to make sarnies out of the fish they take out of our river's and canals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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