mushroom 12,671 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 The Polish, when describing a tight cnut; they refer to said cnut as "Scottish" FLMAO 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 8,264 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,671 Posted July 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Miserable b@stard... Are you Scottish? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ftm 3,357 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 some have no sense of humour lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Truther 1,579 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Irish lad shagging a Scottish bird, he's banging away and getting nowhere, he stops and says "and i was always told the Jocks were tight" she looks up at him and says "yeah, i thought the Paddys were supposed to be thick" 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Funnily enough in Israel they also make Scottish references about tight people. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,115 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 If I was a ghost mate, I wouldn't give you a fright. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 I think referring to it as a Yorkshire man would be better Tight twats they are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,221 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 I think referring to it as a Yorkshire man would be better Tight twats they are True......them fuckers would moan about the cost if it was free !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,115 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 If I was a nettle you wouldn't get a sting from me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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nans pat 2,575 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 give ya the sleeves of my waistcoat,ime that dacent.lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,671 Posted July 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 give ya the sleeves of my waistcoat,ime that dacent.lol that's the spirit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,617 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 The scotch are that tight if they were planks they wouldn't give ya a skelf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,115 Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Know when we give blood? We always keep the good bits Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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