Dear Deirdre... Post Your Problems Here.

[dytkos 17,800]

Dear vin,

 

I get very upset when people call me a townie twat. How long will it be before I'm considered a fully fledged bumpkin?

Dear Walshie, I had the same when we moved to Cornwall 23 years back. I asked an old boy in the pub "how long before were accepted?" His reply was "we'll give it four generations boy, then we'll have a look"

 

Cheers, D.

[Guest vin]

Dear Vin,

 

The other day, I was watching my neighbour's teenage daughter sunbathing. Just as I was about to finish 'knocking one out', my wife walked in !

 

Is she a pervert ?

 

Yours sincerely,

 

I'm afraid she is mate... be careful .... best thing to do is... Dab a bit of vinegar on it.

[Blackbriar 8,569]

The real ones are even funnier......

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/weird-letters-printed-on-the-suns-dear-deidre-page#.ij3Q9Xr2G

[Blackbriar 8,569]

 

Dear Vin,

The other day, I was watching my neighbour's teenage daughter sunbathing. Just as I was about to finish 'knocking one out', my wife walked in !

Is she a pervert ?

Yours sincerely,

 

I'm afraid she is mate... be careful .... best thing to do is... Dab a bit of vinegar on it.

I was hoping she'd take over, so I could hold my binoclaurs steady !