Dear Deirdre... Post Your Problems Here.

[desertbred 5,490]

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Edited July 13, 2015 by desertbred

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Dear Vin,

I have two brothers. One is an accountant, the other works for Greenpeace. But.......

 

My mother died of tertiary syphilis when I was 3, and my dad is serving 20 years on drugs charges. Both of my sisters are crack whores, and one of them is out on licence, after smothering her youngest child with a pillow.

 

Recently, I met a girl and we have been on a few dates. Our relationship seems to be blossoming, and I really feel that I am falling in love with her.

 

My dilemma, of course, is this..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..........should I tell her about my brother working for Greenpeace ?

 

 

Yours sincerely,

[Accip74 7,112]

Kanny had that one covered mate........;-)

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Dear Vin,

 

I don't bother reading the whole thread and someone beats me to the joke. Is he copying from the same website as me ?

 

Yours sincerely,

[Guest vin]

Dear Vin.

 

Another mod has asked if I would check out his plums. Fungal growth and crawling insects was mentioned.

 

I'm worried. What would your best advice be?

 

tell him to just dab a bit o vinegar on em.. .

[Blackbriar 8,569]

 

Dear Deirdre,

I'm having real serious issues, I keep loosing socks I don't understand it, one minute you put a pair in the wash only to find only one when hanging out on the line.. Why does it keep happening, I've lost stripy socks, spotty socks, knee socks, ankle socks, bed socks the lot! Why does only one only ever feck off never to be seen again, why not both!

I'm at a loss of what to do,

Regards, very upset sock lady

Wear more suzzies & fishnets...

Sorry Vin, as i knew the best answer to this one.

Suzzies, fishnets, MoChara.....

 

Dear Vin,

Can you fix it for me to....never mind, I'll ask Santa instead !

Edited July 13, 2015 by Blackbriar

[kanny 20,610]

Dear Vin,

I don't bother reading the whole thread and someone beats me to the joke. Is he copying from the same website as me ?

Yours sincerely,

[lurcherman 887 13,149]

Going to watch - Magic Mike XXL - tonight in cinema.. Don't know what to wear !!

 

Boilersuit OR a bin liner... Choices choices hmm

 

anything skin tight will do ??

[ChrisJones 7,975]

Dear Vin

 

That's a cracking looking pup!

 

How is it bred?

[green lurchers 16,662]

Dear vin

 

I have two brothers, one works at McDonald's, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

 

My mother died of a drug overdose when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs and human traffics.

 

Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.

 

I love this girl very much and want to marry her.

 

My problem is this:

 

Shall I tell her about my brother who works at McDonald's

that's so fkn funny kanny

[Tiercel 6,986]

Dear Vin,

 

My father always told me, "Never marry a beautiful woman always marry an ugly one, then if someone is stupid enough to take her off you, who cares?" I disregarded that advice and now I am worried, do you think that after 35 years she will leave me?

 

TC

[Blackbriar 8,569]

 

Going to watch - Magic Mike XXL - tonight in cinema.. Don't know what to wear !!

Boilersuit OR a bin liner... Choices choices hmm

anything skin tight will do

Wear the boiler suit, use the bin liner to keep the seat dry !

[kanny 20,610]

 

Dear vin

I have two brothers, one works at McDonald's, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

My mother died of a drug overdose when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs and human traffics.

Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.

I love this girl very much and want to marry her.

My problem is this:

Shall I tell her about my brother who works at McDonald's

 

that's so fkn funny kanny

 

thanks GL But I can't take credit for it its a copy and paste but it made me chuckle well worth a share .

[budharley 945]

Dear vin ,

my missus always loses odd socks to ,just like mo does ,only ,I know there down my side of the bed rock hard from my middle of the night activities.

Should I tell mo because maybe her fella plays in her socks also.

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Dear Vin,

 

The other day, I was watching my neighbour's teenage daughter sunbathing. Just as I was about to finish 'knocking one out', my wife walked in !

 

Is she a pervert ?

 

Yours sincerely,