Dear Deirdre... Post Your Problems Here.

[Guest vin]

Got a problem ?

 

Got a question of a personal nature ?

 

Need answers to difficult Questions you can't / won't / don't dare ask a family member / friend.

 

 

ASK AWAY .... There's lots of straight talking genuine decent people around this site who will help.

 

A PROBLEM SHARED IS A PROBLEM HALVED .

[socks 32,253]

Dear vin

Why are there so many fukctards on THL ........

[desertbred 5,490]

Because they closed all the "institutions "

[BIGLURKS 874]

Dear vin

Why are there so many bullies on the THL I mean can we all not just get along

[MoChara 1,632]

Dear Deirdre,

 

I'm having real serious issues, I keep loosing socks I don't understand it, one minute you put a pair in the wash only to find only one when hanging out on the line.. Why does it keep happening, I've lost stripy socks, spotty socks, knee socks, ankle socks, bed socks the lot! Why does only one only ever feck off never to be seen again, why not both!

 

I'm at a loss of what to do,

 

Regards, very upset sock lady

[walshie 2,804]

Dear vin,

 

I enjoy THL, but why does reading the airgun section make me want to hang myself?

[shepp 2,285]

Dear Vin, why do people over use the phrase 'cracking' when someone puts photos of pups up on the dog sections

[Accip74 7,112]

Dear vin,

 

I enjoy THL, but why does reading the airgun section make me want to hang myself?

Hahaha...........I seem to remember it being so simple as a lad to go out shoot rabbits with an air rifle.............now I don't feel qualified with all the 'numbers' involved nowadays...;-) Edited July 13, 2015 by Accip74

[Guest vin]

Dear vin

Why are there so many fukctards on THL ........

 

 

Because they closed all the "institutions "

 

good enough answer there for you Socks.

[Guest vin]

Dear Deirdre,

 

I'm having real serious issues, I keep loosing socks I don't understand it, one minute you put a pair in the wash only to find only one when hanging out on the line.. Why does it keep happening, I've lost stripy socks, spotty socks, knee socks, ankle socks, bed socks the lot! Why does only one only ever feck off never to be seen again, why not both!

 

I'm at a loss of what to do,

 

Regards, very upset sock lady

 

Can some of the other member club together to send Sock's to live with you....I'm sure they would pay you to loose him.

[unlacedgecko 1,466]

Dear Deirdre,

 

I'm having real serious issues, I keep loosing socks I don't understand it, one minute you put a pair in the wash only to find only one when hanging out on the line.. Why does it keep happening, I've lost stripy socks, spotty socks, knee socks, ankle socks, bed socks the lot! Why does only one only ever feck off never to be seen again, why not both!

 

I'm at a loss of what to do,

 

Regards, very upset sock lady

Dear Very Upset Sock Lady,

 

I am so sorry to hear of your foot garment woes. It is a problem which effects many people, but few admit it. Well done to you on coming forward and standing up to be counted.

 

It is often the case that this problem can be a symptom of underlying issues within the relationship. Are there trust issues between you and your partner? Do you lie awake at night wondering if he finds your pig more attractive an you? Do you find your pig more attractive than him?

 

I find that the best thing to do for the sock problem is to buy all socks the same colour. This way they are always in pairs.

 

To help with your other issues I'm sending you my free leaflets 'Is a pig ruining your relationship?', and 'Are you so pathetically lacking in mates that you have to write into a national newspaper to share your problems?'.

 

Wishing you all the best with your future wardrobe organisation,

 

Deirdre

(You know that all the problems are fictional and written by staff writers?)

[MoChara 1,632]

Going to watch - Magic Mike XXL - tonight in cinema.. Don't know what to wear !!

 

Boilersuit OR a bin liner... Choices choices hmm

[walshie 2,804]

Dear vin,

 

I get very upset when people call me a townie twat. How long will it be before I'm considered a fully fledged bumpkin?

[MoChara 1,632]

Jesus unlacedgecko - I look forward your next self help book

[unlacedgecko 1,466]

Jesus unlacedgecko - I look forward your next self help book

I'll put you down for a signed pre-release copy...