treecreeper 1,136 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 I reckon you lot are covering your arse in case your mrs reads this, so i best join you there all fecked in the head but mines a good un tbh. So to answer your question this one is enough for me, to everyone thinking im just an ugly cnut the truth is im a handsome b*****d but a shit liar. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Hunting Men.......bunch of big pussies by the sounds of things... And that's why your still single. If your lucky you will find the right one in the end. But will you have the nounce to recognise him? TC I think you'll find its his ginger rusty balls, and hair that's the reason he singleor to vain lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,818 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Is treacle a nickname for women in some parts of the country, Ive never heard it before Treacle Tart=Sweetheart,its a southern thing,thought Pete Beale had joined the forum,that was the last time I heard it... 1985 That reminds me, where's Gnasher recently? Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,969 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Me? Nope, not with this one, she is the ONE....... On the flip side.......I've personally known quite a few of the 'I've got it all out of my system blah blah blah, blissfully married, 100% faithful lads.......' Only for them to find out the their 'tolerant' mrs was getting 'it' else where all along...... Never take anything for granted......;-) its not just the shag , why women look else where , they like this feeling of being wanted , as you say not took for granted , so when they don't get treated how they want , they make it dull for there husbands /boyfriends regards sex , that's why men look else where in the 1st place just think back to when you 1st met you be shagging like to rabbits wouldn't you lol, but women are fickle creatures and deep down only thinking of there selves , to make a relationship work both have got put the effort in, anything over time comes boring , even rich people get bored lol, it must be great being rich , there's not much money carnt do in this world you never be short of women for a start , as long as you got your health+strength fook'um 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,818 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Bit of a cynic you Ray lol But I agree. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,661 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 lost my wife in her early 30s, beautiful inside and out, still sends shivers down my spine to this day thinking of her, now ive got a parner, a good woman who puts up with my many foibles, couldnt bring myself to do the dirty on her, having said that, ive asked Gladys who lives just up the road from me, if she wants to see my ferret, she told me to bugger off 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 lost my wife in her early 30s, beautiful inside and out, still sends shivers down my spine to this day thinking of her, now ive got a parner, a good woman who puts up with my many foibles, couldnt bring myself to do the dirty on her, having said that, ive asked Gladys who lives just up the road from me, if she wants to see my ferret, she told me to bugger off Gladys is gagging for it get in there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 never shit on ya doorstep 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 I'd have a couple more if i could afford to keep 'em The last person on here I'd expect to come out as a Muslim Polygamy is fine by me,it's a lot older than Islam. You can keep the clit and foreskin snipping. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) ............. Edited July 19, 2015 by mud 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MickC 1,825 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Nothing like a woman scorned they say. Now ,some men like to think they can go out and get a shag, a woman KNOWS she can go out and get a shag ! Seen a few Jack the lads over the years giving it the big one, only remember them for how they fell apart when they got caught and there misses started putting it about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,661 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Worked wonders for his married life eh? I bet his missus don't know about her! Nor do I reckon he'd be ok with her having a decent shag on the side Be warned though, when finding out he can't keep his cock in his pants we don't all dissolve into heart broken tears.... I pissed in the petrol tank of his motor bike, shot his entire antique porcelain collection, gave his number in reply to certain types of adult adverts then sold my wedding dress for extortionate amounts of Jamesons and had the time of my life! Plus I changed my name by deed poll rather than divorce the lying b*****d, so he can't just marry the next idiot who falls for his charms! I wonder why he was f***ing about??wouldn't you f**k about if u where him is there any way possible i can get in touch with this woman please 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Worked wonders for his married life eh? I bet his missus don't know about her! Nor do I reckon he'd be ok with her having a decent shag on the side Be warned though, when finding out he can't keep his cock in his pants we don't all dissolve into heart broken tears.... I pissed in the petrol tank of his motor bike, shot his entire antique porcelain collection, gave his number in reply to certain types of adult adverts then sold my wedding dress for extortionate amounts of Jamesons and had the time of my life! Plus I changed my name by deed poll rather than divorce the lying b*****d, so he can't just marry the next idiot who falls for his charms! I wonder why he was f***ing about??wouldn't you f**k about if u where him is there any way possible i can get in touch with this woman please She'd eat your ferret pal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,661 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Worked wonders for his married life eh? I bet his missus don't know about her! Nor do I reckon he'd be ok with her having a decent shag on the side Be warned though, when finding out he can't keep his cock in his pants we don't all dissolve into heart broken tears.... I pissed in the petrol tank of his motor bike, shot his entire antique porcelain collection, gave his number in reply to certain types of adult adverts then sold my wedding dress for extortionate amounts of Jamesons and had the time of my life! Plus I changed my name by deed poll rather than divorce the lying b*****d, so he can't just marry the next idiot who falls for his charms! I wonder why he was f***ing about??wouldn't you f**k about if u where him is there any way possible i can get in touch with this woman please She'd eat your ferret pal thats why i wanna get in touch 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,969 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 lost my wife in her early 30s, beautiful inside and out, still sends shivers down my spine to this day thinking of her, now ive got a parner, a good woman who puts up with my many foibles, couldnt bring myself to do the dirty on her, having said that, ive asked Gladys who lives just up the road from me, if she wants to see my ferret, she told me to bugger off not being funny , but my self I would hate to think that I am being 2nd fiddle to somebody else I know you loved your 1st wife and I am glad you did, but I think if you carnt feel that same way for another person , maybe you shouldn't be with them . before i met my wife I went out with another woman 3 years, and we finished which was right really looking back, but at the time was proper nuts over this woman . and I Remember what my father told he said , that feeling you had for her , you will get that again for another woman, if you don't you haven't found the right one , he said you wouldn't want to be 2nd best nor would they so your better off own your own until then. and both my parents are dead now , but I never forget what he told me, and I have + would say the same to my own son as well 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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