bird 9,927 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Never fully trust a fart and never waste a hard on lol still do both ,I told my son who is 28 now married , to shag protected (jonny) as 5-10 mins of pleasure , will turn in to a nightmare if you catch anything aids,pox, etc ,yes use your prick ,but use your brains as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Don't work too hard life is too be lived cos money dosnt buy happiness 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Never trust any woman except your mother. read a lot. stay fit. learn a martial art. find a job/career you enjoy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 If it moves f@ck it, if it don't, eat it. Fcuk it even if it doesn't move then eat it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) my step da gave me a good bit, wish id listened lol always look at a new birds ma, cos sure as shit is smelly, she will become her one day.. My birds mums died before i met her,but i hope that doesnt apply to grandmothers,hers was an horrible old bitch. Edited June 27, 2015 by neems Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 never trust women with eather you wallet or your heart!dont be in a rush to grow up! get out and see the worldget a career to fall back on like a sparkie or brickie then chase your dream so if it goes tits up you have a safety net get what you can when you can your a long time deadput friends and family first and hope the same is done by you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,125 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Find your level......work,rest or play aim high see where you stand then find your level. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Treat others like you would expect to be treated .. And if you come a c**t then expect to be treated like a c**t ......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Work to live , not live to work 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delboy_187 904 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 take each days it as it comes god knows what tomorow holds dont argue over horses dogs or money as all will be here while where gone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delboy_187 904 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 theres no point being richest man in the graveyard either Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delboy_187 904 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 there out there to catch us were out to avoid them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delboy_187 904 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Treat others like you would expect to be treated .. And if you come a c**t then expect to be treated like a c**t ......... that my past few posts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 above all else, be happy, lifes a c**t of a place if your unhappy, so ill be telling my kids to find what makes em happy and fcuk everybody else Ain't that the truth. Spent far too long making myself miserable trying to please other people. Fcuk em! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Don't ho to the building trade and always pit something on it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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