moxy 617 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Were going on a good mates stag do and looking for ideas on what to do with the stag!! Nothing phases this lad. He's a legend. So whipping his pants down and spanking his arse in public is a walk in the park. Shrink wrapped to a bench/lamppost butt naked has already been discussed as have hand cuffs etc. Any ideas lads? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 To add. What has been discussed has already been done!! We need something different Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 handcuff a dwarf to him 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 A few years ago we went on a stag do to Bristol with "Mr Invinsible"' we hit the Beirkeller and then a strip club.At about 4:00am, just before we boarded a coach home he was duly arrested for apparently touching up a male stripper.He spent the rest of the morning in the cells before he was released without charge.It cost us another £45 for a taxi to get him home but it was worth it.One of the lads fathers mate was a duty Seargent at the nick so pulled a few strings for us and arranged to have him held.To this day he's never be to a strip bar again. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 handcuff a dwarf to him Was meant to do this for my uncle lol apprently its hilarious especially when you need a piss 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Strip him Coat his balls and knob in jam /honey Pre order some wasps off a Pest Controller Shake the jar to get em mad Release them near his Nads All on video and strait onto you tube That should give him something to remember. different without a doubt.Have you thought about doing that to "Art banksy" Might make him run faster!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 A few years ago we went on a stag do to Bristol with "Mr Invinsible"' we hit the Beirkeller and then a strip club.At about 4:00am, just before we boarded a coach home he was duly arrested for apparently touching up a male stripper.He spent the rest of the morning in the cells before he was released without charge.It cost us another £45 for a taxi to get him home but it was worth it.One of the lads fathers mate was a duty Seargent at the nick so pulled a few strings for us and arranged to have him held.To this day he's never be to a strip bar again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
s.e.s.k.u 1,893 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Last year a lad I know had the thickest heaviest chain padlocked around his neck on his stag do. .he was such a whining git about it they left it on till airport on way back lol he tried to get Spanish fire brigade to cut it off but they told him to feck off.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,377 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 i knew a lad just the same moxy but on his stag do he was expecting it but nothing happened and he couldnt understand it but when he got back of honeymoon his house was painted bright pink with black spots and i have heard of houses being bricked upped on there return from honey moon maybe that is the way to go with him 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 His missus is a darling mate. That wouldn't be fair. This has to be personal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,846 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Hand cuff to dwarf. Funniest thing ever Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) At my old rugby club in London, they got the lad blind drunk and put him on the night coach to Leeds ! After taking his wallet! Edited June 27, 2015 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,377 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 get him 2 strippers the first one clearly female handcuff him up etc let her o her act then swap half way through for the second one thats clearly a mush in drag and really show him up and put it on facebook etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,984 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 the last stag party I went to, had a week of work , bruised ribs , black/blue couldn't stand for 2 days, all me clothes ripped . got home that night god knows how,couldn't remember nothing about it either upset somebody , or something , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,543 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Does chid know that you lot are all planning to get him handcuffed to someone? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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