peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 If im walking down the road with a mate and see a rough looking bird id say I wouldn't do her with your cock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,774 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 She had piss flaps like elephants ears. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinner 348 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Whats for tea gran? Pigs arse and cabbage ha ha mine would say shit and sugar 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 She has a face that would stop traffic If she was crap in the sack we would say it was like throwing a sausage down o Connell street Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donna Wildwood 288 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Me dad used to say; Fidgeting; like a jackass in a skep of nettles Useless; about as much use as a bowl of cold sick A well endowed lass ; seen less on a freisan and my all time favourite from him; I hope your next shit's a hedghog. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 One thing my grandad says too everyone shop run out of razors Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 For a gobby bird.she's More mouth than a cow has cnut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Me dad used to say; Fidgeting; like a jackass in a skep of nettles Useless; about as much use as a bowl of cold sick A well endowed lass ; seen less on a freisan and my all time favourite from him; I hope your next shit's a hedghog. Lmfao 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Thicker than a darkies lip....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Carefull if the wind changers ya face will stay like that.or something along them lines..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Carefull if the wind changers ya face will stay like that.or something along them lines..lol Is that what happened you pal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Just something ya mam said to me mate...lol.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 She's got a face that would stop a clock I've shagged worse and bragged about it A barrel full of mickeys wouldn't satisfy her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Just something ya mam said to me mate...lol.. Lol prcik ill have to give that a like tomorrow when I get them back 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Lol only pulling ya leg mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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