Silly Or Amusing Phrases.....

[Blackbriar 8,569]

My brother-in-law says, about someone he doesn't like, that he'll "set fire to him and put it out with a shovel."

[peterhunter86 8,627]

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

 

You were that ugly as a baby your pram had shutters

[lurcherman 887 13,122]

Your mother used to feed you with a catapult

[Chicken_man 1,651]

Was your mother a weight lifter? She must of been to raise a dumbbell like you :-)

[Francie 6,368]

You've a head on you, like a foot.

[lurcherman 887 13,122]

Your head looks like a skating rink for lice

[Qbgrey 4,090]

A bow legged man ....he couldn't stop a pig in a passage

[leethedog 3,071]

In reply to 'I thought you knew/I thought you had it' etc, I've heard "You know what thought did ? Stuck a feather in the ground and thought he'd grow a chicken"........and I've heard it as far apart as Yorkshire and London.......

we were told thought thought his feet were hanging out the bed when he got out to have a look they weren't

[kanny 20,542]

At bedtime mum would say come on up the wooden hill to blanket fair.

[leethedog 3,071]

If me dad saw a skinny woman he would say I seen more meat on a butchers pencil

[marshman 7,757]

If my mother or her sisters had a argument with someone where they lost their temper they'd say

" I was as wild as a hawk "

[peterhunter86 8,627]

The head on you and the price of turnips

[Flacko 1,744]

Manny you must have been posh my mother used to say up the wooden hill to the flea pitt, sorry kanny not manny

[FairLead 19]

He looks like a gypsy's dog,all ribs and bollox,...she could crimp pies with those teeth.... He smoked more Embassies than the SAS!!...u wanna see her snatch, It looked like a black cat with it head chopped off.

[scutty96 314]

"He's as Tight as a box of monkeys"

"You don't know if you want a shit or a haircut"

"He smokes like a beagle"

All ones I've heard my grandad use