Greedy Dogs

[BIGLURKS 874]

some of theses have got me remember everything I had a lab that my gran now has he used too polish off tubs of butter all the time he had a right character for a dog can mind I was eating a bacon roll in the living room and some one knocked at the door I can just mind coming back in too see the roll stuck in he's mouth I had too pry the jaws of him open too get it out funnily enuf it was still fine so I sat and eat it in front of him he walked off and gave the biggest sigh when he sat in bed just watching me funnily enuf he ignored me for the rest of the day

 

still mind when he polished of a packet of backy as we'll don't ask me why he just loved eating he even polished of a whole roasting joint as we'll

[lurcherman 887 13,310]

Lol some good storys, my nan had a lab greedy f****n thing once nicked corn on the cob swallowed it whole (well tryed too) so now hes running about yelping with a 12 inch corn and cob stick and all wedged in his throut my dad pulled it out lol. Greedy b***%*d that thing

Edited June 17, 2015 by lurcherman 887

[nothernlite 18,137]

Worse tha fecking jackarnory this thread lurchers are well known theives wouldn't have any other way like most of there masters lol

[Gareth12 225]

I find most working dogs to be thieving b*****ds if given the opportunity, I had a dog that once ate a frozen loaf of bread during the night that I didn't know about. When I woke up the dog couldn't walk, took him to the vets and after spending hundreds on X-rays etc they told me that stomach had swollen to the point it was putting pressure on his spine. Wasn't pleasant cleaning up that dogs shit for the following week!!

[Lamper121 239]

Worse tha fecking jackarnory this thread lurchers are well known theives wouldn't have any other way like most of there masters lol

Spot on!

[peterhunter86 8,627]

Iv three fussy cnuts does my head in. I remember when I was a kid there was a gwp from the estate across the road from me that would rob cans of dog food from the shops then trot on home with it every time you seen him he had a can in his mouth

[TOMO 27,514]

My mate Rambo who comes and mends my car,,,,left his windows down on his Subaru impretsa,,,in the back seat was 4 loafs of bread,,,,this car is his pride and joy,,,Tara jumped in whilst we were mending my car

 

What a f***ing mess the kelpie cros made,,,what she hadn't eaten,,was all over,,,and she was so fat she looked like she would burst,,,looked like she was about to give birth to litter

[torchey 1,328]

Years back me and a mate got an invite for a bit of ferreting ,his bitch ate the fella,s sandwiches then my dog pissed up his flask lol

[s.e.s.k.u 1,893]

Id rather have a greedy dog than a fussy eater...don't keep mine in the house so haven't had many incidents. .but a few years ago had a dog who had a belly full of ferret food , I still hadn't realised when I took him out in the car that evening..The smell of them dog farts made me nearly vomit lol..spent the full journey with my head stuck out the window like ace ventura..

[peterhunter86 8,627]

Not a dog but I had a ferret that loved earth worms

[leegreen 2,222]

Got lots more stories about greedy dogs including the Christmas turkey and a whole heap of strange thing in my mutts poop.

One that I thought was impressive was the same Presa bitch I had ate 3 Cream Crackers in 47 seconds.

[j1985 1,984]

So it's not just my Lurcher that's a f***ing greedy c**t loool makes me feel abit better....

 

The very first night I bought my Lurcher from my mums to live with me at my girlfriends flat my mum tells me "your greedy b*****d dog has eaten a whole box of bonemeal off of the side" to which I didn't take much notice as she's like a dustbin and eats anything....I woke up for a piss about 3 or 4am and could smell the most horrific smell (iv smelt some pretty bad shit in my time but this was something else) the entire kitchen and I mean the entire kitchen was now a massive puddle of runny stinking shite! Clearing that up was the single most disgusting thing iv ever had to do, made me sick lol

[peterhunter86 8,627]

So it's not just my Lurcher that's a f***ing greedy c**t loool makes me feel abit better....

The very first night I bought my Lurcher from my mums to live with me at my girlfriends flat my mum tells me "your greedy b*****d dog has eaten a whole box of bonemeal off of the side" to which I didn't take much notice as she's like a dustbin and eats anything....I woke up for a piss about 3 or 4am and could smell the most horrific smell (iv smelt some pretty bad shit in my time but this was something else) the entire kitchen and I mean the entire kitchen was now a massive puddle of runny stinking shite! Clearing that up was the single most disgusting thing iv ever had to do, made me sick lol

 

Wouldn't say your girlfriend was to happy

[roybo 2,873]

A bull cross I had let himself in the kitchen from the Yard ate 1/3 pf a bag

of dry food. Belly was like a balloon.

He also knocked the deep fat fryer off the side and drank all the oil 3 litres of the stuff.The stuff that came.out the other end wasn't nice.

[torchey 1,328]

So it's not just my Lurcher that's a f***ing greedy c**t loool makes me feel abit better....

The very first night I bought my Lurcher from my mums to live with me at my girlfriends flat my mum tells me "your greedy b*****d dog has eaten a whole box of bonemeal off of the side" to which I didn't take much notice as she's like a dustbin and eats anything....I woke up for a piss about 3 or 4am and could smell the most horrific smell (iv smelt some pretty bad shit in my time but this was something else) the entire kitchen and I mean the entire kitchen was now a massive puddle of runny stinking shite! Clearing that up was the single most disgusting thing iv ever had to do, made me sick lol

I had it with one of my dogs in the front of my jeep ,had the shits and must have been running around in circles it was f***ing everywhere took me ages to clean "......cheered the missus up though she was pissing herself"......