torchey 1,328 Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 Got one here ....i know chocolates not good for em but he didn,t seem too bothered when he polished off a whole gateau ....another time a tray of 30 odd eggs the only thing left was the f***ing tray and the other night the missus bought a multi pack of rolo,s for the kids (4 packs) left them in her handbag and the c**t polished the lot off just left a bit of wrapper .......... ..Anyone else got one... 1 Quote Link to post
torchey 1,328 Posted June 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 Only one of mines like it don,t know if its in the genes his mums a greedy f****r as well... Quote Link to post
socks 32,253 Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 I remember one Christmas as a kid my old girl pulled the 20 pound turkey out of the oven put it on the side to rest my old fella was cleaning the dogs out ... In a matter of ten minuets a scruffy lurched to lurched mut had sneaked in the back door nicked the hot 20lb Turkey and ate the fukcing lot ... He didn't have a very merry Christmas ........ 5 Quote Link to post
leegreen 2,184 Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 Had a Presa bitch that would swallow half a rabbit, walk away sick it up and eat it at her leisure. Her favourite party trick was to swallow whole chicken legs as if they were peas. If I had a pound for every time that fecker bit my fingers, I'd have £211 . She also loved rodents. 3 Quote Link to post
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 made myself a full english black pudding the whole she bang and the last four slices of bread in the house after a nights lamping it was light when i got back knock at the door fecking delivery bloke got back bull x bitch had troughed the lot ended up with egg and beans 1 Quote Link to post
nans pat 2,575 Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 ive 1 here like a pelican,just gulps the heap down, Quote Link to post
torchey 1,328 Posted June 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 I remember one Christmas as a kid my old girl pulled the 20 pound turkey out of the oven put it on the side to rest my old fella was cleaning the dogs out ... In a matter of ten minuets a scruffy lurched to lurched mut had sneaked in the back door nicked the hot 20lb Turkey and ate the fukcing lot ... He didn't have a very merry Christmas ........ Thats jogged a memory for me , not far off 30yr ago round some birds house over christmas she had a big old mongrel dog ...come walking through the back door with a great big joint of beef......lol Quote Link to post
chris87 297 Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 Only one of mines like it don,t know if its in the genes his mums a greedy f****r as well...ive a sapling lurcher here and shes got at stuff a few times all ready and her dam was a nightmare for getting at stuff. So id say it very well could be in the genes! Quote Link to post
TommyB123 60 Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 If my bitch breaks out the garden I'll find her at the nearest wheely bin 3 Quote Link to post
johnrthrfrd 223 Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Got one here ....i know chocolates not good for em but he didn,t seem too bothered when he polished off a whole gateau ....another time a tray of 30 odd eggs the only thing left was the f***ing tray and the other night the missus bought a multi pack of rolo,s for the kids (4 packs) left them in her handbag and the c**t polished the lot off just left a bit of wrapper .......... ..Anyone else got one... Ye av got one here thing eats anything. Quote Link to post
matt1979 766 Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Once cooked 40 Yorkshire puddings for a Christmas party at the school I worked at, left them on the work surface to cool. When I returned later their was 4 and half left and an extremely full but happy bouvier in my kitchen. Strange because she hasn't ever bothered wth anything else on the work surfaces, to be fair they were good Yorkies though. 1 Quote Link to post
neil r 1,861 Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 One of mine does it all the time but only when it's the Mrs and not me who's there . He had some steaks off yesterday that the she had done and even though she knows what he's like he still manages to outwit her , as mad it sounds it's like he even creates distractions if he can't get straight to it like grabbing a tea towel or a shoe and running off to the next room knowing that she will go and take it off him and as soon as she does he runs back past her and grabs what he wants . 3 Quote Link to post
tsteve9999 456 Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Both mine are thieves but my old dog is a master at it, you never hear him till he's finished whatever he's nicked. I have to be careful when we're out too, I think he's worked out he's a scary looking sod to a lot of people and he'll mug them if they have stuff in their pockets. His latest was to walk up to a guy fishing and snatch a mouthful of groundbait complete with maggots and eat it like it was best beef. He's never had an upset stomach in the 7 years I've had him, he often nicks polythene bags that have held food but they just pop out the next day the same as anything else. 1 Quote Link to post
roybo 2,873 Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Give me a greedy dog over this picky mutt I have here, nightmare. He'll eat bits of food dropped on the floor but put him a bowl of meat down he'll turn his nose up, prefers wood or plastic to steak or chicken 3 Quote Link to post
Bosun11 537 Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 I have one here thats a real greedy sneek. I like that though, propper lurcher... As a kid we had a EBT that would eat fecking anything, from whole rabbits to apple cores and bog roll tubes (he had a real thing for them and would raid the toilet, ripping the roll to bits to get to the tube!) Any sweet wrappers went in (and came out) whole. We used to joke he'd have ready wrapped shit! But his strangest delacacy was toads! Which he gobbled down on sight, live! If he did it once he must have done it 20 or more times over his 17 years and he never seemed sick after his horrible little habit!. He'd just make a dive for em and down they'd go and the more you tried to stop him the harder he would swallow. It wasnt uncommon to see him walking back up the garden, in the rain, with a webbed foot hanging out of each side of his gob and him trying to swallow it down. Big gulps meant a big nobbley one... Nasty!!! Quote Link to post
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