FairLead 19 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 (edited) i would laugh if it wasnt me on the other end but i hate him and the thick cnut just laughs when i insult him and says oh pops i dont have much but atleast i have you lot has a family right im off to bed wth a headache thinking about that cnut ...you want to send him a link to this thread via his phone, he'll soon feck off after reading it!!..oh and don't forget to rim his mug of tea on a regular basis....all the best FL Edited June 15, 2015 by FairLead 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,047 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Uber.... "uber cool".. "uber happy" ... "uber tired"... What ever happend to ..very? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 "The funniest thing I've ever seen/heard............." normally followed by a story that's mildly amusing.......:-( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 The wife's younger brother is something in senior management, and he's always on about "the bottom line", "thinking outside the box", " pushing the envelope", "blue sky thinking" and other such bollox....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Another one that annoys the shite out of me... Let's draw a line under this.... More management speak shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Slightly off topic but misquoting well-known sayings would indicate you haven't read them or understood their meaning to begin with and drives me nuts. Example: "I was so scared my heart was going 10 to the dozen." I could care less. A damp squid. All intensive purposes, Driving with undue care and attention. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,827 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 No no not two in the pink one in the stink.... Wrong hole.... No it fuuckin isn't! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 if only you were closer, 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Another one that annoys the shite out of me... Let's draw a line under this.... More management speak shite. We should probably draw a line under this thread. I think we need closure..........oops, there's another one ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,566 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 I hate it when politicians think up these catch phrases and then every member of the party uses them at any given opportunity.......as in "fairness" and "moral" which seem to have been the words of the last 5 years. Absolute bollocks ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Folks that say "what you need to understand"aye I understand well enough your talking bollocks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Another recent one is to describe nearly every activity as an "industry", even if it's not remotely industrial. Singers who insist that " you have to be tough to be in this industry".... cosmetic surgeons are part of the "beauty industry" and theres even a "sex industry", FFS ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,079 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 This threads becoming annoying ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 (edited) This threads becoming annoyingI'm only just getting going....... What about "smashed it", " what's occurring ?", " fairly unique", "it's not rocket science" and "its a nightmare"........? And when did " Izzlam " and "muzzlim" become "iss-lam" and "muss-lim" ? But that's neither here nor there........ Edited June 15, 2015 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Another recent one is to describe nearly every activity as an "industry", even if it's not remotely industrial. Singers who insist that " you have to be tough to be in this industry".... cosmetic surgeons are part of the "beauty industry" and theres even a "sex industry", FFS ! I disagree with you there. Everything is an industry. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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