lurcherman 887 13,212 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 People that say "realllly" wankors Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 End of......simple as....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,780 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 "Blah blah blah blah....... FACT!" Nine times out of ten, it's not a fact at all. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,829 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm not fat , I'm just big boned. I'm not ginger, I'm strawberry blonde. Fish supper and a diet coke as the normal coke is too fattening Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AKA-BRINDLE 879 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Dinlo.. Gorger and all them words that now get chucked around since Channel4 made a few programs about gypsy's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 "Smile, it might never happen" Erm, well I'm not smiling because it's already fecking happened you ass! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 "you'll have some ones eye out with that!" How?... it's a tennis ball ffs Didn't Harold at the battle of Hastings shout that out ..... !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 My eyes aren't what they used to be. What did they used to be then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 My eyes aren't what they used to be. What did they used to be then? Have your eyes ever been checked ? No, they've always been blue ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Years ago, I worked in a boozer and it used to annoy me to be asked for "a small half of bitter.".........." Sorry, we only serve large halves,pal !" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 "you'll have some ones eye out with that!" How?... it's a tennis ball ffs Cut it in half and use it like a suction cup. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,804 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 That's the wrong hole lol Cheers, D. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 That's the wrong hole lol Cheers, D. hurricane higgins used to say ,oh sorry i slipped of the pink and went into the brown,lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Uber.... "uber cool".. "uber happy" ... "uber tired"... What ever happend to ..very? Surely you mean...girt!! ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,173 Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Slightly off topic but misquoting well-known sayings would indicate you haven't read them or understood their meaning to begin with and drives me nuts. Example: "I was so scared my heart was going 10 to the dozen." I could care less. A damp squid. All intensive purposes, Driving with undue care and attention. Uneducated Americans use 'I could care less' instead of 'I couldn't care less'. I didn't know it existed in 'English' as well! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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