blackmaggie 3,376 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 the thing thats gets me is when that cnut the youngest daughter is with calls me pops or she says whatever with her hand up and the shake of her head fecking does me pops lollol its not funny matey i hate the cnut with a passion the work shy dosser what she sees in him i will never know what a prick but what really gets my blood pressure up is when he says he might make me a grand dad again or in his words a grandpops one day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 i would laugh if it wasnt me on the other end but i hate him and the thick cnut just laughs when i insult him and says oh pops i dont have much but atleast i have you lot has a family right im off to bed wth a headache thinking about that cnut 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawki 1,431 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 this type of shit........."an oul boy once told me" or "a friend of mine says" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Allah Akbar Normally said just before a gun shot or loud bang 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 i would laugh if it wasnt me on the other end but i hate him and the thick cnut just laughs when i insult him and says oh pops i dont have much but atleast i have you lot has a family right im off to bed wth a headache thinking about that cnut Sounds like hes trying to get to you mate,if you want rid laugh it all off and pretend to be his best mate,invite him hunting,fishing or camping,your daughter will probably go right off him. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 lol sod that if your not my child your not calling me pops or anything f***ing else other than my name. I also dislike people calling me son, in my head theyre trying to hump me like a dog lol i see it as a dominance thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 lol sod that if your not my child your not calling me pops or anything f***ing else other than my name. I also dislike people calling me son, in my head theyre trying to hump me like a dog lol i see it as a dominance thing. Shouldn't let it bother you son 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 People saying 'pacifically' when they mean 'specifically'. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepitcovert 842 Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Americanisms piss me off, do you want fries or a side with that, you get asked these days, reply no i want chips, and salad, side of what beef, wtf is a side, the word dude that gets right up my nose, talk english im not a bloody yank. Also white plastic gangsters with their pathetic yardie talk. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Ask a question and the answer is (What you will find is ) And the one I hate working on site . Have you done that yet --- Yes boss its near enough --- If it's near enough , it ant fecin right is it ! Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsview 448 Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Insane,classic ,smashed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Allah Akbar Normally said just before a gun shot or loud bang Have you seen that video of the jihadi using a mortar? He says 'Allah Akbar' before he drops a bomb down the barrel. On the 3rd or 4th round there is a misfire and the round blows up in the barrel. He vanishes in a cloud of smoke and red mist. Cracks me up every time. Allah did do him much f***ing good there did he? Lol. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Also white plastic gangsters with their pathetic yardie talk. It seems to be endemic in British society these days. My wife taught in Peckham for many years, all boys school 95% black. 7 of her ex pupils now inside for murder. She currently teaches in Bristol. Apparently the sound of these fat white kids trying to talk 'gangsta' with West Country accents is hilarious. Especially when my blonde 30something wife can talk it better... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
day worker 296 Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 The one my kids have started saying is sick meaning something is really good arrrggghhh. Tw@ts meaning tw@ts. The other is at the end of the day. I've found myself saying it which annoys me even more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,776 Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Saying yeah at the end of every sentence. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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