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  On 10/06/2015 at 22:55, CushtyJook said:

Looks like a bit of a pisstake story website , also that guy had been photoshopped in there quite obviously aswell

its from a very reliable source ...The Sunday sport! :laugh:

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There's a very large house in the West Midlands owned by one of the vilest couples you could ever wish to meet and behind the very very expensive wall covering there's a few surprises and some of the recommended adhesive wasnt used so I've been told......

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A salesman I knew once dropped a turd in someones laundry basket after failing to close out a deal! Another dropped several live rats through a neighbours letterbox when she was on holiday because she complained about him catching them and killing them.

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  On 11/06/2015 at 08:10, cragman said:

A salesman I knew once dropped a turd in someones laundry basket after failing to close out a deal! Another dropped several live rats through a neighbours letterbox when she was on holiday because she complained about him catching them and killing them.

just had work done to my bungalow , and done very good job :thumbs: , keep them happy, plenty of tea ,biscuits , cold drinks , feck me I even helped them moving rubble ,rubbish , in to trailer lol. they got good job 120£ day , brickies , painters , etc. good job I reckon. I worked local Brewery for 30 years, handling kegs/barrels all day, I think I choice the wrong job looking back, would have been better of doing a trade, than labouring in a brewery , still it history now I old fart 63 this year .lol

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A double glazing salesman I knew wiped his arse with a blokes tooth brush who'd just turned down a deal. He Thanked him for listening (through gritted teeth) then asked to use the bathroom before he left. End of the day it was, so his arse had sweated a pound or two as well! Dirty barsteward

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