A Miracle Cure

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NEW - Miracle Cure!

 

· Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

· Do you suffer from shyness?

· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

 

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.

 

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

 

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.

 

However, White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine.

 

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

 

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

 

WARNING:

 

1. The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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2. The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like a idiot.

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3. The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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4. The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.

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5. The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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6. The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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7. The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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8. The consumption of White Wine may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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9. The consumption of White Wine may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

 

 

NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!

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· Do you have feelings of inadequacy? YES

· Do you suffer from shyness? YES

· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? YES

 

but i dont drink so i cant be cured :cry:

[Guest lurcher-lass]

· Do you have feelings of inadequacy? YES

· Do you suffer from shyness? YES

· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? YES

 

but i dont drink so i cant be cured :cry:

 

Its stiring you right in the face hun TAKE UP DRINKING

 

[speedlamper 0]

· Do you have feelings of inadequacy? YES

· Do you suffer from shyness? YES

· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? YES

 

but i dont drink so i cant be cured :cry:

 

Its stiring you right in the face hun TAKE UP DRINKING

 

 

ewww no

that isn't ever gonna happen

[Guest lurcher-lass]

· Do you have feelings of inadequacy? YES

· Do you suffer from shyness? YES

· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? YES

 

but i dont drink so i cant be cured :cry:

 

Its stiring you right in the face hun TAKE UP DRINKING

 

 

ewww no

that isn't ever gonna happen

 

 

Ok 2nd attempt when you brush your teeth do you use mouth wash?

[speedlamper 0]

· Do you have feelings of inadequacy? YES

· Do you suffer from shyness? YES

· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? YES

 

but i dont drink so i cant be cured :cry:

 

Its stiring you right in the face hun TAKE UP DRINKING

 

 

ewww no

that isn't ever gonna happen

 

 

Ok 2nd attempt when you brush your teeth do you use mouth wash?

i dont need to because i dont have stale ale breath

[Guest lurcher-lass]

· Do you have feelings of inadequacy? YES

· Do you suffer from shyness? YES

· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? YES

 

but i dont drink so i cant be cured :cry:

 

Its stiring you right in the face hun TAKE UP DRINKING

 

 

ewww no

that isn't ever gonna happen

 

 

Ok 2nd attempt when you brush your teeth do you use mouth wash?

i dont need to because i dont have stale ale breath

 

Ok 3rd attempt

 

I give up lol

I tryed

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i'll just have to carry on being inadequete, shy and unassertive then

[Guest lurcher-lass]

i'll just have to carry on being inadequete, shy and unassertive then

 

 

Poor guy you need this to be cured

 

or just find a good women lol

[speedlamper 0]

women are enough to drive anyone to drink :laugh:

[Guest lurcher-lass]

women are enough to drive anyone to drink :laugh:

 

Well you really only have those two options drink or women :kiss: lol

[speedlamper 0]

women are enough to drive anyone to drink :laugh:

 

Well you really only have those two options drink or women :kiss: lol

or suicide :laugh:

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women are enough to drive anyone to drink :laugh:

 

Well you really only have those two options drink or women :kiss: lol

or suicide :laugh:

 

Hey you dont wont to be doing that, or do you not great options were they

[speedlamper 0]

women are enough to drive anyone to drink :laugh:

 

Well you really only have those two options drink or women :kiss: lol

or suicide :laugh:

 

Hey you dont wont to be doing that, or do you not great options were they

not really

 

just cos i dont drink doesnt mean i dont make up for it in other ways

[Guest lurcher-lass]

women are enough to drive anyone to drink :laugh:

 

Well you really only have those two options drink or women :kiss: lol

or suicide :laugh:

 

Hey you dont wont to be doing that, or do you not great options were they

not really

 

just cos i dont drink doesnt mean i dont make up for it in other ways

 

O i see