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I recently bought a cow so we could have fresh milk every day.

 

Strange thing is it only seems to have one rather large teat on its udder and I can't get any milk out of it.

 

Also it is VERY bad tempered, especially when I wear my red tee-shirt. :laugh:

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What you have to do is gently massage that teat until a drip comes out.......then put your mouth over it and suck until it runs through........trust me it works ;)........i also found that method stopped the aggression as well :thumbs:

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Walshie also forgot to mention his cow hasn't got any horns it has a main and needs shoeing every month ... Fukcing townie idiot .......

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Tight fecker,doesn't a neighbour have unlocked broadband,lol

:laugh: made me giggle cause I used to 'borrow' the churches across the way till they done a password ffs :laugh:

 

Broke my heart getting my own wifi :laugh:

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Tight fecker,doesn't a neighbour have unlocked broadband,lol

:laugh: made me giggle cause I used to 'borrow' the churches across the way till they done a password ffs :laugh:

Broke my heart getting my own wifi :laugh:

Got any kids you could send to Sunday School for a couple of weeks, to get the password ?

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Tight fecker,doesn't a neighbour have unlocked broadband,lol

:laugh: made me giggle cause I used to 'borrow' the churches across the way till they done a password ffs :laugh:

Broke my heart getting my own wifi :laugh:

Got any kids you could send to Sunday School for a couple of weeks, to get the password ?
unfortunatly not I'm not 'kid inclined' :laugh:

 

And I'd likely burst into flames if I went on Sunday!

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Tight fecker,doesn't a neighbour have unlocked broadband,lol

:laugh: made me giggle cause I used to 'borrow' the churches across the way till they done a password ffs :laugh:

Broke my heart getting my own wifi :laugh:

Got any kids you could send to Sunday School for a couple of weeks, to get the password ?
unfortunatly not I'm not 'kid inclined' :laugh:

And I'd likely burst into flames if I went on Sunday!

 

? You must have a sympathetic relative who could lend you one ? Neighbourhood stray, maybe ?

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