walshie 2,804 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 I recently bought a cow so we could have fresh milk every day. Strange thing is it only seems to have one rather large teat on its udder and I can't get any milk out of it. Also it is VERY bad tempered, especially when I wear my red tee-shirt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Bull tanked up on tren 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Don't feed it hand grenades. That would be abominable ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,594 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) What you have to do is gently massage that teat until a drip comes out.......then put your mouth over it and suck until it runs through........trust me it works ........i also found that method stopped the aggression as well Edited May 6, 2015 by gnasher16 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,822 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Reported for wasting forum bandwidth,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,529 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Bet its knocking at your door in the morning to get milked though 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Walshie also forgot to mention his cow hasn't got any horns it has a main and needs shoeing every month ... Fukcing townie idiot ....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,446 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 This shoite just cost me fuuck knows how many MB's of my mobile data allowance 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,317 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Mite as well use all the data up mate,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Serves you right for being cheap and having limited mobile data. These topics aren't intended for misers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,822 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Tight fecker,doesn't a neighbour have unlocked broadband,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Tight fecker,doesn't a neighbour have unlocked broadband,lol made me giggle cause I used to 'borrow' the churches across the way till they done a password ffs Broke my heart getting my own wifi 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Tight fecker,doesn't a neighbour have unlocked broadband,lol made me giggle cause I used to 'borrow' the churches across the way till they done a password ffs Broke my heart getting my own wifi Got any kids you could send to Sunday School for a couple of weeks, to get the password ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Tight fecker,doesn't a neighbour have unlocked broadband,lol made me giggle cause I used to 'borrow' the churches across the way till they done a password ffs Broke my heart getting my own wifi Got any kids you could send to Sunday School for a couple of weeks, to get the password ?unfortunatly not I'm not 'kid inclined' And I'd likely burst into flames if I went on Sunday! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Tight fecker,doesn't a neighbour have unlocked broadband,lol made me giggle cause I used to 'borrow' the churches across the way till they done a password ffs Broke my heart getting my own wifi Got any kids you could send to Sunday School for a couple of weeks, to get the password ?unfortunatly not I'm not 'kid inclined' And I'd likely burst into flames if I went on Sunday! ? You must have a sympathetic relative who could lend you one ? Neighbourhood stray, maybe ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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