mushroom 13,270 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Just walked out of my bedroom barefoot thinking what a beautiful day etc let's go to the mountains Dickhead mate... Stepped on what appears to be a rotten chicken portion! as it squelched it's foul smelling green gooey goodness through my toes I found myself contemplating... Where the fook did this come from? I blitzed the flat yesterday and only ever feed him in the cage cos he's a cnut for hiding stuff which I clean out everyday.. Why does he do this to me 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,754 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 tomo trained it to do that before he handed him to you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,270 Posted May 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 I can possibly believe that Trained to be a master in the ancient deserblood art of being a cnut lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Ack that's rotten mushroom!! Last year I found an actual rotten rooster carcass behind the shed, Jesus it stank to high heaven, I lifted it by the foot well by it's toe and it fell to bits! I've smelt some stuff in my time and I always said sheep innards was one of the baddest.. NO it's rotten rooster! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 a woman who doesn't wash her lady parts smells the worst imo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,754 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 a woman who doesn't wash her lady parts smells the worst imo Summit fishey going on imho. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,932 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Good dog,,, love that fecker,,, 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimgt206 108 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 While digging a hole in my flower bed found a black bag with a rotting pet rabbit in there .was the worse smell ive ever known.still makes me gag thinking about it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,754 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 While digging a hole in my flower bed found a black bag with a rotting pet rabbit in there .was the worse smell ive ever known.still makes me gag thinking about it That's mad,why didn't they just put it in the hole,let the worms decompose it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,270 Posted May 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Stepping on a slug barefoot is my nightmare that came true and no I will never get that feeling/memory out of my brain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicken_man 1,651 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Mi dog rolled in a decomposed/liquid sheep once, maggots hanging off her too. Had to take her in the car till I could find a burn. I'll never forget that smell :-) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Stepping on a slug barefoot is my nightmare that came true and no I will never get that feeling/memory out of my brain Did that before horrible aint it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,837 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Stepping on a slug barefoot is my nightmare that came true and no I will never get that feeling/memory out of my brain Did that before horrible aint it Pair of fukcin fannies lol Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimgt206 108 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) While digging a hole in my flower bed found a black bag with a rotting pet rabbit in there .was the worse smell ive ever known.still makes me gag thinking about itThat's mad,why didn't they just put it in the hole,let the worms decompose it. Thats the first thing i said .! the people at our old house will get a nasty shock when they find the chinchilla my sister buried in a tupperware box ! Edited May 6, 2015 by jimgt206 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,754 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 We got couple pet rabbits buried back n front,just dig a hole and cover them over. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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