socks 32,253 Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Over the last two weeks my youngster has started jumping up on the table in my yard to take a shit ... She is a strange fukcing thing ....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Chalk balls. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DEERMAN 1,020 Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 lol what cross is she ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Idiot x twat lol .... Grey saluki bull collie in varying amounts ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 She's thinking of your back Socks, no more bending down picking up crap. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 She's thinking of your back Socks, no more bending down picking up crap. Ah good dog she is cleverer than I thought lol ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 LOL, aint you lucky it's barf you feed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Better than my lurcher, the daft twat needs the whole garden to do one crap.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Casso 1,261 Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) A woman brought a terrier to me once that kept pissing in the bathroom floor at night even if it had been out and gone earlier, Thing was the bathroom wasn't an easy room to get to , eventually we got to the fact that as a pup she used to wash the pup in the shower in bathroom , the dog was petrified of going in bathroom generally but at night when the coast was clear it relieved the pressure of the incident but pissing in it , The table may have some emotional attachment to the pup , Edited April 28, 2015 by Casso Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 A woman brought a terrier to me once that kept pissing in the bathroom floor at night even if it had been out and gone earlier, Thing was the bathroom wasn't an easy room to get to , eventually we got to the fact that as a pup she used to wash the pup in the shower in bathroom , the dog was petrified of going in bathroom generally but at night when the coast was clear it relieved the pressure of the incident but pissing in it , The table may have some emotional attachment to the pup , I did tie her to it one time and beat her with a hose pipe for 20 minuets .... Do you think that could be it ??? .......... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Casso 1,261 Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 A woman brought a terrier to me once that kept pissing in the bathroom floor at night even if it had been out and gone earlier, Thing was the bathroom wasn't an easy room to get to , eventually we got to the fact that as a pup she used to wash the pup in the shower in bathroom , the dog was petrified of going in bathroom generally but at night when the coast was clear it relieved the pressure of the incident but pissing in it , The table may have some emotional attachment to the pup , I did tie her to it one time and beat her with a hose pipe for 20 minuets .... Do you think that could be it ??? .......... Just trying to help ..you put the post up did you expect answers or not Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 A woman brought a terrier to me once that kept pissing in the bathroom floor at night even if it had been out and gone earlier, Thing was the bathroom wasn't an easy room to get to , eventually we got to the fact that as a pup she used to wash the pup in the shower in bathroom , the dog was petrified of going in bathroom generally but at night when the coast was clear it relieved the pressure of the incident but pissing in it , The table may have some emotional attachment to the pup , I did tie her to it one time and beat her with a hose pipe for 20 minuets .... Do you think that could be it ??? .......... Just trying to help ..you put the post up did you expect answers or not Lol don't be so seriouse mate there could be loads of reasons for it ... She could be an over clean dog it could be that she wants to have her scent higher than any of the other dogs which is a dominance issue ... I just think she is Fukcing nuts lol ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Casso 1,261 Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 How does the table shitting and dominance thing work bud , is it the your other dogs will think she's bigger that she is , if you leave your scent higher you must be higher off the ground Do you think the next dog that comes along will make the connection with the higher shite and understand the bitch is dominant ,??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 How does the table shitting and dominance thing work bud , is it the your other dogs will think she's bigger that she is , if you leave your scent higher you must be higher off the ground Do you think the next dog that comes along will make the connection with the higher shite and understand the bitch is dominant ,??? I hope not for his wife's sake. The next dog will be pissing on the ceiling ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skull Hooker 185 Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 My dog does that..not the table thing.. but tries to park his roulardes on top of anything high. He regularly stands on tiptoe to park one in the forked branches of a low bush. Scent goes further. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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