RemyBolt 420 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 The wife and I were out on the beach today with out 3 dogs…we have 2 whippets and an Italian Greyhound cross whippet. All seems to be normal. The dogs were great and running around like crazy, making all the fat chocolate labs lolling around after them look like the fat kid in the playground that was forced to do the 400 meters on sports day. Anyway, suddenly one of our dogs sees something from the corner of his eye, and he was off! He managed to find a picnic hamper next to some random 'big boned' bird lay fast asleep. That look in his eye made us know that her sandwiches were in trouble! Off I dart to bring him back. When I get over there, he was unable to open the picnic box thing, so he decided to lick her face. Thankfully she laughed and turned towards me. "Oh, I'm so sorry. He's overly friendly." I said. She just pushes his frisky tongue away from her cheek and turns to me saying "That's okay. He's lovely." Out of the corner of my eye I see something happening that makes me think PLEASE KEEP FACING ME!!! My lovely, run-away puppy was cocking his leg at her picnic hamper!!! Sure enough…he took a massive pee all over her wicker picnic basket. All the while the fat lady was telling me about some dogs and some other stuff. Truth be told, I wasn't listening to a word she was saying. I was fighting so hard not to make direct eye contact with what the dog was doing, so as not to make her look at him. At the same time I trying so hard not to burst out laughing!!! The dog ran back to the wife and I followed as quickly as I could, all the while chocking on my tongue, trying so hard not to laugh. Does this make me a bad person that I didn't say anything? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RemyBolt 420 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Id a papped you an your scrawny out of control whippets in sea If someone had done that to me, I probably would have too! haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Being a bit liberal with the term sighthound aren't we Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Truther 1,579 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 She shouldn't be lounging about with a food hamper if she's fat anyway, dog did her a favour 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 I know the feeling. A woman jogger interrupted me taking a leak this morning whilst out with the dogs. But as she passed she just coolly said, "Dont worry I wont look" I apologized and she carried on with her headphones in, not breaking a stride. About 5m past me, the pup came out the hedge thought she looks worth a chase...The look of horror on her face as the lurcher pup jumped up on her back. I think she thought it was me and I was attacking her. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zandy01 3,575 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 I think it's funny as fook ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snappeer 464 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 The wife and I were out on the beach today with out 3 dogs…we have 2 whippets and an Italian Greyhound cross whippet. All seems to be normal. The dogs were great and running around like crazy, making all the fat chocolate labs lolling around after them look like the fat kid in the playground that was forced to do the 400 meters on sports day. Anyway, suddenly one of our dogs sees something from the corner of his eye, and he was off! He managed to find a picnic hamper next to some random 'big boned' bird lay fast asleep. That look in his eye made us know that her sandwiches were in trouble! Off I dart to bring him back. When I get over there, he was unable to open the picnic box thing, so he decided to lick her face. Thankfully she laughed and turned towards me. "Oh, I'm so sorry. He's overly friendly." I said. She just pushes his frisky tongue away from her cheek and turns to me saying "That's okay. He's lovely." Out of the corner of my eye I see something happening that makes me think PLEASE KEEP FACING ME!!! My lovely, run-away puppy was cocking his leg at her picnic hamper!!! Sure enough…he took a massive pee all over her wicker picnic basket. All the while the fat lady was telling me about some dogs and some other stuff. Truth be told, I wasn't listening to a word she was saying. I was fighting so hard not to make direct eye contact with what the dog was doing, so as not to make her look at him. At the same time I trying so hard not to burst out laughing!!! The dog ran back to the wife and I followed as quickly as I could, all the while chocking on my tongue, trying so hard not to laugh. Does this make me a bad person that I didn't say anything? youve taught them well lol piss on the fat bird Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,815 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Been on the beach today, always put my male lurched on the lead near people, he loves pissing on pushchairs, bags, windbreaks etc etc etc lol Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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