lanesra 3,994 Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Hope Your Mrs Is Better Soon Mate , A Good Woman Who Made Us Very Welcome When We Visited You's . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,858 Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Hope Your Mrs Is Better Soon Mate , A Good Woman Who Made Us Very Welcome When We Visited You's . thanks ,hope to see you again when you pop over Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MIK 4,756 Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 It takes more time to cut the hair in your nose and ears than it does on your head and you listen to radio 2 more than radio 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 It takes more time to cut the hair in your nose and ears than it does on your head and you listen to radio 2 more than radio 1 I've been listening to Radio 2 for years and got to admit I have a soft spot for Radio 4 especially the afternoon plays Forget radio 1, it's......wait for it.........."just full of loud rubbish music" ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) It takes more time to cut the hair in your nose and ears than it does on your head and you listen to radio 2 more than radio 1I've been listening to Radio 2 for years and got to admit I have a soft spot for Radio 4 especially the afternoon plays Forget radio 1, it's......wait for it.........."just full of loud rubbish music" ! That's how it starts ! My own sad descent from recreational Radio 4 user to full-blown addict is a sad and familiar one !! When I turned 45, I felt something missing from my life. I had listened to Radio 1 in my youth - after all a quick snort of Gary Davies, or a toke of Bruno Brookes, just at weekends, never hurt anyone, right ? Wrong ! Before I knew it, I had outgrown it. It suddenly seemed juvenile to me - something that the younger kids were into. Not for me any more. Then, I heard, from a friend, about this new thing from London. Radio 4 !! Turns out it had been around for years, just a well-kept secret, known only to hardcore radio users........ I listened to the News Quiz a few times, just at weekends - I thought "Just a bit of fun, what harm can it do?". Then I tried a quick bit of Brain of Britain midweek - the cocktail of the two is lethal and leads to a rapid downhill spiral ! Before I knew it, I was listening to the World at One and couldn't get enough You and Yours - on a bad day, I was even hooked enough to try Melvyn Bragg ! It's hold on me got so strong that I would even listen to it in the car ! In front of my wife ! At one point, I had to listen today least 15 minutes of " Today", before I could carry out the simplest everyday task, and couldn't sleep until I felt the soothing effects of the Shipping Forecast - just to think of "Dogger, North Utsire, German Bight" can still be like an itch that needs scratching ! Mix with a mug of Horlicks, and you have one of the most addictive elixirs known to man !! So, if you're feeling lured to try a bit of Radio 4, or even think its just a harmless phase that everyone of your age goes through, beware ! There is no such thing as "recreational Radio 4" ! Edited April 26, 2015 by Blackbriar 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 You know your getting old when you have no idea what all the buttons do on the telly control 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 It takes more time to cut the hair in your nose and ears than it does on your head and you listen to radio 2 more than radio 1I've been listening to Radio 2 for years and got to admit I have a soft spot for Radio 4 especially the afternoon plays Forget radio 1, it's......wait for it.........."just full of loud rubbish music" ! That's how it starts ! My own sad descent from recreational Radio 4 user to full-blown addict is a sad and familiar one !! When I turned 45, I felt something missing from my life. I had listened to Radio 1 in my youth - after all a quick snort of Gary Davies, or a toke of Bruno Brookes, just at weekends, never hurt anyone, right ? Wrong ! Before I knew it, I had outgrown it. It suddenly seemed juvenile to me - something that the younger kids were into. Not for me any more. Then, I heard, from a friend, about this new thing from London. Radio 4 !! Turns out it had been around for years, just a well-kept secret, known only to hardcore radio users........ I listened to the News Quiz a few times, just at weekends - I thought "Just a bit of fun, what harm can it do?". Then I tried a quick bit of Brain of Britain midweek - the cocktail of the two is lethal and leads to a rapid downhill spiral ! Before I knew it, I was listening to the World at One and couldn't get enough You and Yours - on a bad day, I was even hooked enough to try Melvyn Bragg ! It's hold on me got so strong that I would even listen to it in the car ! In front of my wife ! At one point, I had to listen today least 15 minutes of " Today", before I could carry out the simplest everyday task, and couldn't sleep until I felt the soothing effects of the Shipping Forecast - just to think of "Dogger, North Utsire, German Bight" can still be like an itch that needs scratching ! Mix with a mug of Horlicks, and you have one of the most addictive elixirs known to man !! So, if you're feeling lured to try a bit of Radio 4, or even think its just a harmless phase that everyone of your age goes through, beware ! There is no such thing as "recreational Radio 4" ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 your getting ould when you have to take a 1/4 of a viagra so you dont pish on yer boots,,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,782 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 When she asks "do you fancy a bit" and you hope she means cake lol Cheers, D. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 It takes more time to cut the hair in your nose and ears than it does on your head and you listen to radio 2 more than radio 1I've been listening to Radio 2 for years and got to admit I have a soft spot for Radio 4 especially the afternoon plays Forget radio 1, it's......wait for it.........."just full of loud rubbish music" ! That's how it starts ! My own sad descent from recreational Radio 4 user to full-blown addict is a sad and familiar one !! When I turned 45, I felt something missing from my life. I had listened to Radio 1 in my youth - after all a quick snort of Gary Davies, or a toke of Bruno Brookes, just at weekends, never hurt anyone, right ? Wrong ! Before I knew it, I had outgrown it. It suddenly seemed juvenile to me - something that the younger kids were into. Not for me any more. Then, I heard, from a friend, about this new thing from London. Radio 4 !! Turns out it had been around for years, just a well-kept secret, known only to hardcore radio users........ I listened to the News Quiz a few times, just at weekends - I thought "Just a bit of fun, what harm can it do?". Then I tried a quick bit of Brain of Britain midweek - the cocktail of the two is lethal and leads to a rapid downhill spiral ! Before I knew it, I was listening to the World at One and couldn't get enough You and Yours - on a bad day, I was even hooked enough to try Melvyn Bragg ! It's hold on me got so strong that I would even listen to it in the car ! In front of my wife ! At one point, I had to listen today least 15 minutes of " Today", before I could carry out the simplest everyday task, and couldn't sleep until I felt the soothing effects of the Shipping Forecast - just to think of "Dogger, North Utsire, German Bight" can still be like an itch that needs scratching ! Mix with a mug of Horlicks, and you have one of the most addictive elixirs known to man !! So, if you're feeling lured to try a bit of Radio 4, or even think its just a harmless phase that everyone of your age goes through, beware ! There is no such thing as "recreational Radio 4" ! Firstly....radio one is total f***ing shite no matter what age you are, same go's for radio 2......almost unlistenable hahahaha.... But radio 4 is class for different reasons......it's the first station I put on as I arrive at Folkestone,,, f**k I even enjoy women's hour!!!,,,,.....but for music & that's good music.....I only listen to BBC Radio 6 music on my Ipad on a daily basis & if you don't you truly are an old cnut!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 It takes more time to cut the hair in your nose and ears than it does on your head and you listen to radio 2 more than radio 1I've been listening to Radio 2 for years and got to admit I have a soft spot for Radio 4 especially the afternoon plays Forget radio 1, it's......wait for it.........."just full of loud rubbish music" ! That's how it starts ! My own sad descent from recreational Radio 4 user to full-blown addict is a sad and familiar one !! When I turned 45, I felt something missing from my life. I had listened to Radio 1 in my youth - after all a quick snort of Gary Davies, or a toke of Bruno Brookes, just at weekends, never hurt anyone, right ? Wrong ! Before I knew it, I had outgrown it. It suddenly seemed juvenile to me - something that the younger kids were into. Not for me any more. Then, I heard, from a friend, about this new thing from London. Radio 4 !! Turns out it had been around for years, just a well-kept secret, known only to hardcore radio users........ I listened to the News Quiz a few times, just at weekends - I thought "Just a bit of fun, what harm can it do?". Then I tried a quick bit of Brain of Britain midweek - the cocktail of the two is lethal and leads to a rapid downhill spiral ! Before I knew it, I was listening to the World at One and couldn't get enough You and Yours - on a bad day, I was even hooked enough to try Melvyn Bragg ! It's hold on me got so strong that I would even listen to it in the car ! In front of my wife ! At one point, I had to listen today least 15 minutes of " Today", before I could carry out the simplest everyday task, and couldn't sleep until I felt the soothing effects of the Shipping Forecast - just to think of "Dogger, North Utsire, German Bight" can still be like an itch that needs scratching ! Mix with a mug of Horlicks, and you have one of the most addictive elixirs known to man !! So, if you're feeling lured to try a bit of Radio 4, or even think its just a harmless phase that everyone of your age goes through, beware ! There is no such thing as "recreational Radio 4" ! Firstly....radio one is total f***ing shite no matter what age you are, same go's for radio 2......almost unlistenable hahahaha.... But radio 4 is class for different reasons......it's the first station I put on as I arrive at Folkestone,,, f**k I even enjoy women's hour!!!,,,,.....but for music & that's good music.....I only listen to BBC Radio 6 music on my Ipad on a daily basis & if you don't you truly are an old cnut!! Radio 1 used to be class, way back when - Steve Wright In The Afternoon (including Mr Angry from Purley !), Our Tune with Simon Bates ("....not only was Linda having a tough time mentally, but she was also in the middle of a nervous breakdown".) and the peerless Mark and Lard (10 pence short !), but I guess it's just been given over to the next generation (or even the one after that). And you're right - now it's just filled with the most unholy racket, and that wretched Ferne Cotton ! Radio 2 is going the same way now. Jo Whiley has weedled her way in, and her show is getting earlier, while the 'music' gets more incomprehensible. She stood in for Ken Bruce a bit back, as have that Zoe Ball and Claudia Winkleman, whoever she is ! Jeremy Vine is fast becoming the only voice of sanity on the whole output.......... Definitely Radio 4 from now on. Pass the Werthers Originals, love - "Countdown" starts in a minute ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 you know your old when you start forgetting. The other night i put a porn dvd on and there was just a dark blurry picture of some bloke holding his cock. Then i realised i had forgotten to turn the telly on. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reaper1064 285 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 The prostrate checks are more regular, and don't hurt so much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,825 Posted April 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Had mine checked not too long ago....... fuuckin hell I should of proposed to her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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