MoChara 1,632 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know your getting old when chatting up a gorgeous beautiful little thing and your really getting along well when she says "I've always liked you, I look on you a bit like a father figure" Alledgedly...... The reason I call baw, GRANDAD baw baw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,497 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 hair gone, teeth gone, cant remember what day it is, go upstairs to bed at night on all fours, up several times in the night to empty my bladder, im 71 on the 3rd of next month, i will be glad when the good lord takes me, i dread growing old 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,497 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 hair gone, teeth gone, cant remember what day it is, go upstairs to bed at night on all fours, up several times in the night to empty my bladder, im 71 on the 3rd of next month, i will be glad when the good lord takes me, i dread growing old not forgetting my piles and varicose veins, what a miserable existance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,489 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know your getting old when ..... Wait there I'm not !! But one thing mushroom if you can't talk them into bed and by f**k you can talk .. You ain got no chance ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,826 Posted April 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Fuuck off ya snoring cnut 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,159 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Jesus oh - I am glad I'm a spring chicken after reading this Although yous really shouldn't swerve age gaps, they work out sometimes. My fella is 10years older than me - works for us! Never ever ever ever ever ever would I so much as look at anyone that isn't AT LEAST 10 years older than me and greying I'm the complete opposite! My other half is 9 years younger than me, with no sign of graying! Never ever ever ever ever ever would i so much as look at anyone that isn't AT LEAST 9 years younger than me and not graying Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chilli 381 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 you know when you are getting old when getting out of your chair you start to make a noise . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know when your getting old when you watch Porn and find your self thinking How comfortable the bed looks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Jesus oh - I am glad I'm a spring chicken after reading this Although yous really shouldn't swerve age gaps, they work out sometimes. My fella is 10years older than me - works for us! Never ever ever ever ever ever would I so much as look at anyone that isn't AT LEAST 10 years older than me and greying I'm the complete opposite! My other half is 9 years younger than me, with no sign of graying! Never ever ever ever ever ever would i so much as look at anyone that isn't AT LEAST 9 years younger than me and not graying see it works alright dosnt it Opposite way around but identical in younger female older male Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery_Weasel 460 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 ... When you hear kids using words like 'sick' and 'phat' and automatically want to slap them... Actually that sort of thing has always annoyed me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,159 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Jesus oh - I am glad I'm a spring chicken after reading this Although yous really shouldn't swerve age gaps, they work out sometimes. My fella is 10years older than me - works for us! Never ever ever ever ever ever would I so much as look at anyone that isn't AT LEAST 10 years older than me and greying I'm the complete opposite! My other half is 9 years younger than me, with no sign of graying! Never ever ever ever ever ever would i so much as look at anyone that isn't AT LEAST 9 years younger than me and not graying see it works alright dosnt it Opposite way around but identical in younger female older male A it does! Think men take longer to mature than women! Well as I said, my woman is 9 years younger than me, and she's far more mature than I am! Although that wouldn't be hard! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Jesus oh - I am glad I'm a spring chicken after reading this Although yous really shouldn't swerve age gaps, they work out sometimes. My fella is 10years older than me - works for us! Never ever ever ever ever ever would I so much as look at anyone that isn't AT LEAST 10 years older than me and greying I'm the complete opposite! My other half is 9 years younger than me, with no sign of graying! Never ever ever ever ever ever would i so much as look at anyone that isn't AT LEAST 9 years younger than me and not graying see it works alright dosnt it Opposite way around but identical in younger female older male A it does! Think men take longer to mature than women! Well as I said, my woman is 9 years younger than me, and she's far more mature than I am! Although that wouldn't be hard! Lol Mine is 5 years younger in age and about 50 years in temperament. TC 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,615 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know your getting old when it takes you two attempts to get out of the car 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Your know your getting old when you go for a haircut and the barber asks if you want your ears trimmed ........ 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know you're getting old when you can sit on your own b*llocks !Unfortunately for me I have been able to do that since my teens, Christ knows how low they will be hanging by the time I am 60!! P.s. This isn't boasting, I've got a tiny penis, just really low hanging spuds. Like two golf balls in a hikers sock. bit to much info mate ð Think yourself lucky... I considered posting a photo. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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