gnasher16 29,944 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I know im getting old when i can remember getting elbowed by young birds for chasing their mums yet nowadays i get elbowed by old birds for chasing their daughters !! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I know im getting old when i can remember getting elbowed by young birds for chasing their mums yet nowadays i get elbowed by old birds for chasing their daughters !! Like the young lad standing at the bus stop teasing the college girls, the police officer came told him to stop and told him I am going to report this to your Dad. He then asked where is your Dad ? the young lad replied at the next bus stop Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,253 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Aw, I love you men These comments really made my day: especially the dog chasing the car one: maybe I should start a female 'you know you're getting old' thread too, though knowing you lot I think it may degenerate into cruel abuse Anyway, all the posts made me feel I'm not quite so old after all but it is embarrassing to find yourself dancing (trying to) to an old Stones record then realise you're back's gone into spasm. Aw, I love you men These comments really made my day: especially the dog chasing the car one: maybe I should start a female 'you know you're getting old' thread too, though knowing you lot I think it may degenerate into cruel abuse Anyway, all the posts made me feel I'm not quite so old after all but it is embarrassing to find yourself dancing (trying to) to an old Stones record then realise you're back's gone into spasm. Even more embarrassing when your back goes into spasm on the way to the bar and everyone thinks you're dancing. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad4it 694 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 you know when your getting old when the coppers look like they just left school. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
day worker 296 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know you're old when you've got more hair around your ringer than on your head! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 mines growing out of my ears Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,756 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know you're getting old when you can sit on your own b*llocks ! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,156 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know your getting old when you no longer catch your ball sack in your zip, you get it caught up in your shoe laces instead!? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know your getting old when an all nighter is not a night out on the pi$$. But one where you make it through the night without going to the toilet. TC 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,156 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know your getting old when every time you pass a toilet, you go for one just in case you get caught short AGAIN! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know your getting old when chatting up a gorgeous beautiful little thing and your really getting along well when she says "I've always liked you, I look on you a bit like a father figure" Alledgedly...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know you're getting old when you can sit on your own b*llocks ! Unfortunately for me I have been able to do that since my teens, Christ knows how low they will be hanging by the time I am 60!! P.s. This isn't boasting, I've got a tiny penis, just really low hanging spuds. Like two golf balls in a hikers sock. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,756 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know you're getting old when you can sit on your own b*llocks !Unfortunately for me I have been able to do that since my teens, Christ knows how low they will be hanging by the time I am 60!! P.s. This isn't boasting, I've got a tiny penis, just really low hanging spuds. Like two golf balls in a hikers sock. bit to much info mate ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 You know your getting old when....... ah fook I forget 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Jesus oh - I am glad I'm a spring chicken after reading this Although yous really shouldn't swerve age gaps, they work out sometimes. My fella is 10years older than me - works for us! Never ever ever ever ever ever would I so much as look at anyone that isn't AT LEAST 10 years older than me and greying 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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